排队之争
灣區華人 Posted: 04-16-2006 07:54
朋友出差回中国两周。回来以后我满是兴奋加羡慕地询问她国内的样子。她只概括一句:吃得好,其他没一样好。我说不会吧?她说就是如此。一是城市脏,到处尘土飞扬,工地都敞着对大街。二是凡是都要小心谨慎,总无法避免上当。你上个出租车,没一次是不需要你指示就近到达的,总是给你绕。三是人际关系很难搞,明明简单的事情,不是让你尽快解决,而是尽量慢地拖延。总找理由找借口让你不痛快。她的总结是:在国内生活需要耐心。出来这么多年,祖国留我心中的都是正面形象,负面的忘光了。去一趟马来西亚,唤起我的回忆。
今天去新山看电影。在电影院上厕所跟人暴吵一架。
到新加坡7年了没跟人红过脸,偶尔有不愉快,也会跟对方协商解决,用不着脸红脖子粗。这是让我最欣慰的地方,终于可以做一个心目中的优雅女人,说话温存软语,面带笑容,将私底下驳斥劳工的凶残面貌掩盖干净。
以前在中国,有很长一段时间,我和劳工就自己的举止问题产生严重纠纷。用他的话说,在大庭广众之下完全没有意识到自己是个女人,需要维持形象。
现在我可以明确告诉大家,形象靠大家维护。一个人的形象也是由大环境决定的。当然不否认就有天生贵族涵养卓越一族,在任何懊恼下表现端庄,但我做不到,估计大多数人都做不到。我在中国的时候,好象大吵三六九,纠纷经常有。小到上车被人踩了,还踩得理所当然;购物质量不满意许换不许退,矮子里将军也选不出来;电话被盗打找电信也不予解决;被找了假钱相互扯皮。大就难说了,过马路被车撞一下,找赔被骂没把你撞死就很客气了,买房子家具碰到伪劣,医院看病被莫名其妙收钱,治疗半天也没个所以然等等。
耐心这东西不是磨出来的,越磨越不耐烦。你可以去电信局一趟两趟对着每个不同部门申辩,五趟十趟以后就满肚子窝火了,不发作那是神仙。依稀记得当年多少次对人拍桌子打板凳,手指点着人脑门就差上巴掌了。
劳工说,没有形象。
我说,要实惠就不要形象了。若我不要人家多收我的1400块,一趟不跑。我就形象端庄。而我若形象端庄的前提条件,就是你月入上万。然后就由外部矛盾转化到内部纠纷,俩人就能力境遇收入魄力等等等等,无休止地争吵。
那样的日子我过够了。心有余悸。
新加坡之美,在于秩序。
我终于可以做个优雅女人。不劳烦神,别人怎么做我怎么做,规定条款细致到只有你预料不到,没人家想不到。曾有几次纷争,均由最后人拿出文本文件指出我的误解告终。
今天去新山,终于近身感受国内生活。
我在厕所门口排队。前面五个蹲坑门口各站一人。我守在门口。
新加坡就是这么排队的。来的人在厕所最外面的那个坑后头等着,出来一个门,你就补进去。我认为合情合理,这样比较科学有效率。真正做到先来先排泄。否则,你守哪个门?你知道谁的速度比较快?万一你守半天里头那个大解外家便秘,岂不是电影都该散场了?
来了几个都跟我后头。
突然一悍妇直冲冲走进去,头都不回就先站一门口。我微笑指身后:“排队PLEASE。”人冠冕堂皇大言不惭地告诉我:我不排着呢吗?我就排这门后头。
我说,你这样排,我们老实等着的就吃亏了。秩序要大家共同遵守,所谓排队,就是要站在第一条线的后面。不然你上车,直接把一大门,就说你排队了,那我们后头还要排队做什么?有力气就直接上好了。
她瞪我一眼,答一句:上一厕所,你哪那么多废话?我们这就这么守门排的!
此话一出,我身后的同志们不甘落后,赶紧先占个门。我辛苦维持的秩序之美就这么被破坏了。得,我白等一轮。
我也不是好惹的。舍出今天电影不看了,非教训教训这泼妇。
偶上前一把揪着她领子,把她拖到门口,手指头指她鼻梁讲:社会秩序靠遵守,就是因为你这样的人多了,新山才这么混乱,满大街的汽车想怎么换道就怎么换,过马路从来不看红灯,你这样做,让人无所适从,规矩你懂不懂?
她满吓的。
我胖,力气也大,当年是铅球队的。俩手一钳她,她拧半天还没挣脱。估计她也是尿急了,一急之下脸就憋红了,眼泪快下来了:“我们马来西亚就这样排的,你若不习惯,滚回新加坡去!”旁边也出几个人面带同情地跟我说:马来西亚使这样排的呀,看运气咯,谁快谁占便宜。
得,入乡我还没随俗了。我成少数民族了。
第一次感觉孤独。真理往往掌握在少数人手里。
而我就是那少数人。
气得半死。
电影都没看好。
决定不在马来西亚买房子了,哪怕那便宜。大环境不好,影响居住品质。
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