醉卧莲蓬
Posted: 03-23-2007
满眼的欣喜.感觉挺着大肚子费力溜达的日子还在眼前,一晃神儿,儿子都满地窜了,且会捣乱.
儿子最大的快乐就是趁大人不注意爬到爸妈床上打个滚儿,嘴里喊着"妈妈的,爸爸的"然后仰面朝天激动地两脚乱搓.才一岁半的小人儿,鬼精,什么都懂,什么都会说.明知道什么不能做,却忍不住诱惑去弄.比方说,我的手机是禁区,全家不许他碰.因为他以前无意中拨到学生家长的手机,并对着手机一通威胁,大声兀立哇啦.每次他试图拿我的手机,每个人都会说NO.他于是一边嘴里警告着自己"NO",一边快速把手机打开拼命按键.被人抓到,就如小贼一样吓得浑身一抖,迅速丢掉,捂着嘴笑着跑开.
妈妈的电脑也是禁区,不许乱碰.这坛子里有不少同志曾经收到过我的MSN发出的乱码,那都是儿子的杰作.最近,儿子跟我的键盘干上了,喜欢把键抠下来.劳工已经替我装过好几次.其中一个J字,在他幼儿时期已经被抠掉了,这次又掉,只好用G字代替.
中午我跟奶奶在厨房说话,儿子在书房看他的小鸭鸭做广播操的动画.奶奶忽然警觉地喊了声:"坏了!小子在闯祸!"我都不敏感.仔细一听,果然听见隔壁传来儿子小心翼翼的"NO"声,还一连串的.赶紧奔到卧室,发现儿子站在床沿上,够五斗橱上的手提电脑,地面已经一片狼籍,键盘上一片空白,啥都不剩了,满地残片.
我惊叫连连:"劳工!你快来看!"声音惨烈.
儿子吓得掉头就跑,生怕我抓住他采取报复行动,躲在床角不出.嘴里还笑着喊:"妈妈的.妈妈的电脑.没………"
劳工奔来,已经忍不住大笑了.面上还装着严肃地问:"谁干的啊?"
偶得小朋友一脸坏笑着答:"阿布阿呆."
爸爸教训偶得:"男子汉大丈夫,敢做不敢当?你搞坏了还要赖阿布阿呆?"
儿子赶紧在自己屁股上拍两巴掌说:"爸爸打!打屁股."
我开始装哭.其实是真要哭了.这样下去,迟早家里一切得给这魔头破坏掉.本拉登对恐怖主义的理解并不深刻,其实放几个小魔头到五角大楼,基本美国就瘫痪了.
儿子一听我哭得凄惨,这下意识到问题的严重性了,自己也放声大哭起来,跌跌爬爬地摸到我脚下,抱着我的腿说:"妈妈SORRY,妈妈SORRY."眼泪顺着眼角乱飞.
我抱着他,他一把紧紧搂住我,吻着我的脸庞,吻着我的嘴唇,自我检讨.
奶奶心疼了,从旁劝说:"妈妈的两样宝,宝宝不能碰,一是咪咪,二是电脑.跟妈妈认个错儿,咱以后不摸了."
不一会儿,儿子睡着了.
我和奶奶在厨房吃饭.饭毕也不见爸爸到.我忍不住抱怨:"吃个饭都要三请四邀,我去看看他在干什么."
丈夫在卧室里背对着我.
我走过去一瞧,他正用恢复得还不灵巧的手,替我把键盘一个个装回去,已经快要完工了.
感动,忍不住亲亲他的背.
他说:"儿子的错事,爸爸补偿."又转身警告我,"以后记得把电脑关好."
下午,我又忘记关电脑.
儿子又面临严峻考验,我趴在门后观察他.
他一脸严肃地冲自己摆手说:"NO."又忍不住伸出手指头小心地,无比眷恋地摸了摸键盘.再冲自己一摆手,说NO,再摸摸.考验得久了就有些烦躁,大约是想到妈妈的眼泪了,非常坚决而愤怒地打了键盘几巴掌,然后无限怅惘地爬下床,走了.
这个小人儿,爱死了.
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