太奢侈了!一顿饭炒六个蛋!
周日,朋友又到我家打牙祭,不事先通知的那种。我家都快成单身汉俱乐部了,没事的时候老把他们招来吃饭。
但周日那天我的菜大跌水准,不是太老就是味道怪,没办法,大家学习和尚吃素吧!
他们建议番茄炒蛋。我说好。
一打开冰箱门,某单身汉惊呼:“你家有那么多蛋?!”我觉得奇怪,不就10来个吗?这怎么算多?那家伙跟淘到宝一样稀罕。
“炒几个?”单身汉问。我说,人多,就炒六个吧!
某单身汉又喊:“啊!这么奢侈?!一次炒六个?!”我扑哧一笑说,才六个蛋也叫奢侈?不才1块4一板吗?一板都有10个了,合一个一毛四分钱,这个我还是吃得起的。我于是很大方地说,没事儿!就炒六个。
大家那顿饭吃得挺高兴。也许因为没菜,蛋吃得特别干净。
昨天做了蛋糕,今天劳工在家没事,把其他几个鸡蛋都煎了吃了。我临回家前,他打电话告诉我,去买两盒鸡蛋回家,家里没蛋了。
我于是直奔超市。
邪了,以前放鸡蛋的地方,现在空荡荡的。我沿超市转了三圈都没找到。跑到CASHIER那里一问,说早上一开门就卖光了。
“你不看新闻的啊?马来西亚禽流感,鸡都杀光了,新加坡整个没蛋了,要买一大早来排队!”
我一听,大喊不好!一大早排队买蛋?闻所未闻,简直回到了计划经济时代。还不知道要不要凭票呢!我排队哪里是新加坡那些阿嬷们的对手?她们都是以排队闻名的,可以头天夜里就搬着麻将坐在超市门前,排队当消遣。
头也不回直奔附近另一个小超市,心想也许这里隐蔽得深些,能侥幸剩几个蛋。进门都不去找了,直接问服务生,还有蛋吗?服务生抱歉一笑,说早没了。
再马不停蹄往家门口奔。家门口有两家MINI MART,都是平时半夜三惊发现冰箱空空如野的时候跑下去翻食物的印度人小店。巨宰!曾经超市卖一袋1块五的香肠,那里卖五块。我曾经批评过他们,他们老赔着笑脸说,都赚的是辛苦钱,专宰半夜买货的。
现在只好伸头一刀了。
果然,货架上鸡蛋还不少呢!拿一盒问问,多少钱?老板一脸坏笑说:“8块。”火起,这不是趁火打劫吗?放下转身就走,再去另一家。老板笑得更坏:“10块。我比他家贵,因为我这个蛋比他的新鲜,他现在8块卖的还是两个月前的存货,刚才还有人跑来跟我讲,一打开盒子,有三个臭的。我这个是一个星期以前进的,很新鲜。”
我头都不回就走了。大不了不吃蛋,什么了不起,又不是没蛋不活了。晚上不吃蛋炒饭了,我改吃咸鱼鸡肉炒饭!
用钥匙一打开门,我就开始发火了:“你们!你们也太奢侈了!一顿饭要炒六个蛋!从今天起,每次炒蛋只许放一个半!”
劳工问明情况后哈哈大笑,说怪不得今天中午学校卖炒饭那家不开张了。他门上写着蛋炒饭涨价了,一份4块5。以前三块五的。然后估计没人买了,这两天索性歇业。
(Posted – 08/31/2004 : 1:49:54 PM 草堂)
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