小坏蛋或者是小淘气是这样一种CREATURE:无论你准备多么细致,无论你多么循循善诱,无论你的画片或是服装做的多么精巧,无论你怎样威逼利诱,他总可以在意想不到的时候给你当头一击,令你哭笑不得。
今天是开学的第一次公开教学,有很多家长和外校老师前来观摩。为此,我做了足两星期的工作。今天我们要表演的是关于中国新年的故事。我下了大工夫做了精美的头套,并做了长期的表演训练和多次彩排。
为防止意外,我特地做了一颗道具树,躲在后面做现场总监兼任背景话外音解说。故事说的是,“年”是一个凶狠丑陋残忍的MONSTER,它专爱吃男孩和女孩。最后大家用智慧与技巧,也就是炮竹合力吓跑了怪物。
前面一切顺利,当怪物MONSTER ADAM上台的时候,说老实话,他那一脸满不在乎,大大咧咧的纯真笑容,实在与头套上的老怪不相配合。当我在树后按惯例问道:“ MONSTER ADAM,WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD”的时候,意外发生了:他咧嘴一笑,大声宣告:“I LIKE SAUSAGE AND ORANGE!”台下一片哄笑。我当场晕倒!只好狼狈从树后钻出,趴在他耳朵边上提示:“REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID BEFORE?TRY AGAIN。” 他心领神会地一笑!大声说,“YEAH,YEAH!I KNOW。。。。。。!”我示意他停一停,然后又钻回树里重新开始:“
MONSTER ADAM,WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?”他大叫道:“LOLLIPOPS!”台下掌声雷动,欢笑不断。
我彻底认输,他什么都没记住,却记住我说的,表演好的孩子结束后会奖励一个LOLLIPOP。我决定自己出面,走到台前跟大家解释:“I THINK HE MEANS, HE LIKES TO EAT BOYS AND GIRLS。”
散会后,家长纷纷前来祝贺此成功演出,大家都记住了那个FANTASTIC的MONSTER。我想很多名演员大约都是这样一炮而红的,并且我在ADAM的强烈要求下,给了他一个LOLLIPOP作为具有非凡创意演出的奖励。
我最后问所有小朋友,谁演出最好的时候,他居然还好意思使劲伸手,用他那肥嘟嘟的小手指指着自己说:“ME!ME!”
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