数数
今天第一天,按惯例我们要把老歌复习一遍,并把数从一数到十。这在上学期都是耳熟能详的,应该不费什么劲儿。没曾想,数的时候出茬子了。“ONE ,TOW ,THREE,FOUR ,FIVE, SIX,SEVEN,ELEVEN。。。。。”声音中出现了不协调语调。我要ADAM把数重新数过,还是7-11,只好跟他说:“开学了,要妈妈少带你去商店,每天多数数吧。”
橡皮泥
第二天的手工劳动是捏橡皮泥。孩子们欢快地提着要求。“DOG。”ALEX要求。我费劲捏了一个,她摇摇头说:“IT‘S A SHEEP。”是的,这个看着不怎么象狗,身体太肥胖。再捏一个,仍被拒绝:“IT‘S A DUCK。”坏了,SHEEP和DOG还有象的地方,这DUCK可就差远了。头疼。我的水平,模仿着捏个包子,饺子什么的都还象,其他实在不行。灵机一动,顺手撮成个棍儿,说:“NO DOG,HOW ABOUT A HOTDOG?”脸上带着媚笑,其实已经在向小祖宗求饶了。谁知人家不买账,拿过去放在鼻子上闻闻,扔回来说:“poo-poo。”我有些恼羞成怒,我的作品再不济,顶多也就算垃圾吧,如何能跟屎粑粑相提并论?于是把我的HOTDOG拾回来,盘了盘,弄成个屎样,再递回去教育她:“NO。THIS IS POO-POO。”看她开心地摆弄,自己也笑了。身边走过视察的院长,笑着指我头骂:“VERY NAUGHTY ,LAO SHI。”
申请蹶子
今天上烹饪课,做水果色拉,其实就是把所有的水果切成碎片,放在一起拌拌,到SNACK的时候给他们吃就行了。教学目的是教育孩子们正确使用刀子,并学会切割食物。原本想进行单独教学,一对一辅导的,可惜一个孩子忙着,旁边围一大群看,手还摸来摸去,遂改变计划,让大家都坐下,统一教学示范,然后个别辅导。意料之外的是,单独辅导过后,再回头收集食物碎片,发现猴精们的盘内空空,想来是边切边塞嘴里了,更有甚者可能切不开干脆口帮忙了。SNACK的色拉计划彻底粉碎。我要跟院长申请专项基金,买蹶子套在这帮小馋毛猫的口上,只在我上烹饪课的时候用。
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