AIDEN是个典型的小土匪。确切地概括是具有“天使的相貌,土匪的性格”。单看他吹弹欲破的雪白肌肤,一笑漾起的俩小酒窝,棕色的眸子神采熠熠,满头的卷毛乱七八糟,布满肉窝窝小手恨不能贴上去咬一口的可爱样儿,你绝对想不到他是个骨子里透着邪的小土匪。
他送到幼儿园的时候有点迟了,都三岁半了。换了两个班,不是给其他学生家长投诉,就是给他妈妈抱怨,最后只好调到我的班上。交人的那天,他的老班主任跟我介绍,一脸的紧张加无奈:“你得放三只眼睛在他身上,你永远不知道他下一分钟会干什么捣蛋事。”我不在意地笑笑,打我手指缝里经过的角儿多了,就不信有我收拾不了的。
不过第二天听了他母亲的有关他的先进事迹介绍,我顿时肃然起敬,大有不识庐山真面目的悔恨,非常感恩头一天他在我班上很给面子地没搞出什么血腥暴力事件。据他妈妈说,这孩子虽然只有短短的三年多存活史,却已经骨折过三次,大门牙的空缺不是没长出来,而是磕掉了,只有等以后换恒牙的时候求老天保佑。家里的狗已经残废了一条腿,而且一见到他跑得那个慌啊!基本上有如看见坐山雕。“你相信吗?他在9个月大的时候,刚会站会爬,就把自己的小脚趾头给搞骨折了!”我对这样天生的不惜自残的大无畏造反派很是有点心悸。
他给我的第一个下马威就是横行霸道。想要什么不是用语言的,直接上拳头。人家小朋友玩得好好的,他上去就抢了跑,自他来了以后,班上总是哭声四起,我疲于奔命着四处救火。他招呼我也很有特色,从不称呼我,只走上前来大大咧咧拍我的屁股以引起我的注意。我试图用革命的非暴力对抗反革命的暴力,与他理论,他根本不理,任怎么教他,和颜悦色,他就当没看见,弄得我很是牙痒痒,真想把他扔到垃圾箱里去。
某天气极,我决定改变策略,我要以暴制暴。
SNACK的时候,我拿着盘子分食物分水。小朋友们都用标准的礼貌用语:“PLEASE MAY I 。。。。。。。”到他了,他依旧一言不发,如老爷般半躺在椅子上等盘子杯子。我先礼貌提示他是否需要盘子?他抬眼看看我,摆出一副不屑一顾的样子。我就跳过去,只当他不存在。
等小朋友们都开始吃了,他急了,大喊:“HAY!WHERE I
下面的情景很有意思,他先是拿手拍桌子以示抗议,不起作用,然后站在椅子上跳,大声疾呼。我有点担心他掉下来摔了胳膊腿,就站他后面暗中保护,依旧不理。他发现我还是不做声,就跑下来拍我的屁股,说:“I WANT MY CAKE!”我拨拉开他的手,走到一边给孩子加水,就当他不存在。闹了一阵子,他发现我是蓄意打算饿他了,于是很沮丧,一个人坐在餐厅门口的台阶上眼巴巴看着小朋友。
我决定给他个改过自新的机会,走过去问他:“你饿吗?如果想吃蛋糕,请用你的礼貌。”哪晓得这小子死犟,哼地一转头,大有头可断,肚皮可饿,决不屈从的反叛。我于是跟他耗上了。非常不好意思,一个30岁的大人,跟个三岁的孩子较真,我也觉得自己很那什么。
。。。。。。那顿他就这么活生生饿着了。
看他从其他孩子手里抢了玩具,我二话不说,直接从他手里抢走,仗着自己饭吃多一点,力气大一点,就不还给他,而且学他的样子,叉着腰冲他喊:“HAY!I WANT THAT ONE!THAT‘S MINE!”看他气急了,也冲我恶狠狠地挥他的小拳头,咬牙切齿恨不能咬我一口,眉头皱着,目光凶狠,非常有意思。若不是存心想把他弄恼,我都快憋不住笑了。
某天他从家里带了个非常喜欢的变形金刚,非常小心地藏在包里,不叫那个野蛮老师看见。但又忍不住心痒痒,老去翻他的书包,于是这鬼头鬼脑的举动尽被野蛮老师收入眼底。我当着他的面大摇大摆地抢过书包,拿出玩具,摆出一副饶有兴趣的样子不停研究,掰来掰去。这下AIDEN愤怒了,冲我大喊:“THAT‘S NOT FAIR!THAT’S MINE!I TOOK IT FROM MY HOME!”我冲他狡黠一笑,比他更横地说:“SO WHAT?I LIKE IT!”小子原本是特刚强的,突然间就非常委屈地撅着小嘴,眼泪开始在眼眶里滴溜溜打转。一脸的哀伤,却不屈服求饶。我得硬得下12分的心,才控制住自己不跟他斗下去。
这时蹦跳着跑来JAKE,非常礼貌地问我:“EXCUSE ME
小土匪不声不响走到JAKE身边,小声说:“GIVE ME!THAT‘S MINE!”远没了以前的强硬,声音中还略带企求。JAKE是个非常懂事而且有教养的孩子。他替我教育小土匪:“OK,BUT YOU HAVE TO SAY PLEASE。”小土匪居然很听话地就说出了PLEASE。拿走自己玩具的一刻,居然吐了金口,第一次主动说THANK YOU。哈哈,我大笑,
通过第一次的礼貌,尝到甜头后,小家伙态度有了极大的转变,虽然还是不怎么习惯说请,对不起,谢谢,但是总在努力尝试。每次他张口说了礼貌用语,我都特别留心着表扬他,并给他STICKER作为奖赏。我特地弄了个很美的小本子,上面写上AIDEN的大名,跟他讲,每次他照顾小朋友,或礼貌待人,我就贴一个小花上去,等贴满一个本子,就送他一个大大的金刚。
AIDEN非常兴奋地告诉每个小朋友,说老师会给他一个大大的金刚,并把他的小本子拿出来翻给小朋友们看,SHOW OFF上面的小花。小朋友们也都很兴奋,摆出一副替小土匪报仇的样子吃定老师了,每天都有孩子特地跑来汇报:“AIDEN今天跟我说谢谢了。。。。。”“AIDEN今天把我扶起来。。。。。”“AIDEN今天把桌子擦干净了。。。。。。。。”他本子上的小花,忽忽朝上跑,我心头那个颤哟!眼看着没几个花就满了,我已经没事就上街转转,看哪个大大的金刚比较便宜。
我正打算提拔小土匪做班长,因为他现在管的比较宽,总替我教育其他孩子,常挂在口头的一句话是:“USE YOUR MANNER。”孩子之间有了纠纷,他出面就能摆平了。虽然有时候还是忍不住挥挥他的小拳头,不过挥完后会一捂嘴巴,赶紧说SORRY。特逗。
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