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小土匪招降记

 

AIDEN是个典型的小土匪。确切地概括是具有“天使的相貌，土匪的性格”。单看他吹弹欲破的雪白肌肤，一笑漾起的俩小酒窝，棕色的眸子神采熠熠，满头的卷毛乱七八糟，布满肉窝窝小手恨不能贴上去咬一口的可爱样儿，你绝对想不到他是个骨子里透着邪的小土匪。 

他送到幼儿园的时候有点迟了，都三岁半了。换了两个班，不是给其他学生家长投诉，就是给他妈妈抱怨，最后只好调到我的班上。交人的那天，他的老班主任跟我介绍，一脸的紧张加无奈：“你得放三只眼睛在他身上，你永远不知道他下一分钟会干什么捣蛋事。”我不在意地笑笑，打我手指缝里经过的角儿多了，就不信有我收拾不了的。 

不过第二天听了他母亲的有关他的先进事迹介绍，我顿时肃然起敬，大有不识庐山真面目的悔恨，非常感恩头一天他在我班上很给面子地没搞出什么血腥暴力事件。据他妈妈说，这孩子虽然只有短短的三年多存活史，却已经骨折过三次，大门牙的空缺不是没长出来，而是磕掉了，只有等以后换恒牙的时候求老天保佑。家里的狗已经残废了一条腿，而且一见到他跑得那个慌啊！基本上有如看见坐山雕。“你相信吗？他在９个月大的时候，刚会站会爬，就把自己的小脚趾头给搞骨折了！”我对这样天生的不惜自残的大无畏造反派很是有点心悸。 

他给我的第一个下马威就是横行霸道。想要什么不是用语言的，直接上拳头。人家小朋友玩得好好的，他上去就抢了跑，自他来了以后，班上总是哭声四起，我疲于奔命着四处救火。他招呼我也很有特色，从不称呼我，只走上前来大大咧咧拍我的屁股以引起我的注意。我试图用革命的非暴力对抗反革命的暴力，与他理论，他根本不理，任怎么教他，和颜悦色，他就当没看见，弄得我很是牙痒痒，真想把他扔到垃圾箱里去。  

某天气极，我决定改变策略，我要以暴制暴。

ＳＮＡＣＫ的时候，我拿着盘子分食物分水。小朋友们都用标准的礼貌用语：“ＰＬＥＡＳＥ　ＭＡＹ　Ｉ　。。。。。。。”到他了，他依旧一言不发，如老爷般半躺在椅子上等盘子杯子。我先礼貌提示他是否需要盘子？他抬眼看看我，摆出一副不屑一顾的样子。我就跳过去，只当他不存在。  

等小朋友们都开始吃了，他急了，大喊：“ＨＡＹ！ＷＨＥＲＥ　Ｉ Ｓ　ＭＹ　ＣＡＫＥ？”ＡＳＳＩＳＴＡＮＴ忙跑过去拿盘子，给我一把拦住，说，别理他，让他喊。 

下面的情景很有意思，他先是拿手拍桌子以示抗议，不起作用，然后站在椅子上跳，大声疾呼。我有点担心他掉下来摔了胳膊腿，就站他后面暗中保护，依旧不理。他发现我还是不做声，就跑下来拍我的屁股，说：“Ｉ　ＷＡＮＴ　ＭＹ　ＣＡＫＥ！”我拨拉开他的手，走到一边给孩子加水，就当他不存在。闹了一阵子，他发现我是蓄意打算饿他了，于是很沮丧，一个人坐在餐厅门口的台阶上眼巴巴看着小朋友。

我决定给他个改过自新的机会，走过去问他：“你饿吗？如果想吃蛋糕，请用你的礼貌。”哪晓得这小子死犟，哼地一转头，大有头可断，肚皮可饿，决不屈从的反叛。我于是跟他耗上了。非常不好意思，一个３０岁的大人，跟个三岁的孩子较真，我也觉得自己很那什么。

。。。。。。那顿他就这么活生生饿着了。  

看他从其他孩子手里抢了玩具，我二话不说，直接从他手里抢走，仗着自己饭吃多一点，力气大一点，就不还给他，而且学他的样子，叉着腰冲他喊：“ＨＡＹ！Ｉ　ＷＡＮＴ　ＴＨＡＴ　ＯＮＥ！ＴＨＡＴ‘Ｓ　ＭＩＮＥ！”看他气急了，也冲我恶狠狠地挥他的小拳头，咬牙切齿恨不能咬我一口，眉头皱着，目光凶狠，非常有意思。若不是存心想把他弄恼，我都快憋不住笑了。  

某天他从家里带了个非常喜欢的变形金刚，非常小心地藏在包里，不叫那个野蛮老师看见。但又忍不住心痒痒，老去翻他的书包，于是这鬼头鬼脑的举动尽被野蛮老师收入眼底。我当着他的面大摇大摆地抢过书包，拿出玩具，摆出一副饶有兴趣的样子不停研究，掰来掰去。这下ＡＩＤＥＮ愤怒了，冲我大喊：“ＴＨＡＴ‘Ｓ　ＮＯＴ　ＦＡＩＲ！ＴＨＡＴ’Ｓ　ＭＩＮＥ！Ｉ　ＴＯＯＫ　ＩＴ　ＦＲＯＭ　ＭＹ　ＨＯＭＥ！”我冲他狡黠一笑，比他更横地说：“ＳＯ　ＷＨＡＴ？Ｉ　ＬＩＫＥ　IＴ！”小子原本是特刚强的，突然间就非常委屈地撅着小嘴，眼泪开始在眼眶里滴溜溜打转。一脸的哀伤，却不屈服求饶。我得硬得下１２分的心，才控制住自己不跟他斗下去。 

这时蹦跳着跑来ＪＡＫＥ，非常礼貌地问我：“ＥＸＣＵＳＥ　ＭＥ ，ＣＡＮ　Ｉ　ＨＡＶＥ　Ａ　ＬＯＯＫ？”我非常非常和蔼，近乎夸张地蹲下身，将变形金刚递给ＪＡＫＥ，“ＳＵＲＥ！”“ＴＨＡＮＫ　ＹＯＵ！”ＪＡＫＥ　礼貌地道谢。  

小土匪不声不响走到ＪＡＫＥ身边，小声说：“ＧＩＶＥ　ＭＥ！ＴＨＡＴ‘Ｓ　ＭＩＮＥ！”远没了以前的强硬，声音中还略带企求。ＪＡＫＥ是个非常懂事而且有教养的孩子。他替我教育小土匪：“ＯＫ，ＢＵＴ　ＹＯＵ　ＨＡＶＥ　ＴＯ　ＳＡＹ　ＰＬＥＡＳＥ。”小土匪居然很听话地就说出了ＰＬＥＡＳＥ。拿走自己玩具的一刻，居然吐了金口，第一次主动说ＴＨＡＮＫ　ＹＯＵ。哈哈，我大笑， 想想挺可怜的，不过是个孩子，拿回自己的玩具，还得说谢谢。 

通过第一次的礼貌，尝到甜头后，小家伙态度有了极大的转变，虽然还是不怎么习惯说请，对不起，谢谢，但是总在努力尝试。每次他张口说了礼貌用语，我都特别留心着表扬他，并给他ＳＴＩＣＫＥＲ作为奖赏。我特地弄了个很美的小本子，上面写上ＡＩＤＥＮ的大名，跟他讲，每次他照顾小朋友，或礼貌待人，我就贴一个小花上去，等贴满一个本子，就送他一个大大的金刚。  

ＡＩＤＥＮ非常兴奋地告诉每个小朋友，说老师会给他一个大大的金刚，并把他的小本子拿出来翻给小朋友们看，ＳＨＯＷ　ＯＦＦ上面的小花。小朋友们也都很兴奋，摆出一副替小土匪报仇的样子吃定老师了，每天都有孩子特地跑来汇报：“ＡＩＤＥＮ今天跟我说谢谢了。。。。。”“ＡＩＤＥＮ今天把我扶起来。。。。。”“ＡＩＤＥＮ今天把桌子擦干净了。。。。。。。。”他本子上的小花，忽忽朝上跑，我心头那个颤哟！眼看着没几个花就满了，我已经没事就上街转转，看哪个大大的金刚比较便宜。 

我正打算提拔小土匪做班长，因为他现在管的比较宽，总替我教育其他孩子，常挂在口头的一句话是：“ＵＳＥ　ＹＯＵＲ　ＭＡＮＮＥＲ。”孩子之间有了纠纷，他出面就能摆平了。虽然有时候还是忍不住挥挥他的小拳头，不过挥完后会一捂嘴巴，赶紧说ＳＯＲＲＹ。特逗。

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