第一次买丁字裤是受了美凤的牵引,光碟里美凤的激情不记得了,却记得她低头仔细拉起一条白色的丁字裤,两瓣浑圆的翘臀如苹果般被一根纤细的带子系住,很有种夏娃在伊甸园里用叶子遮住丰沃的芳草地的诱惑。
丁字裤最好的搭配是吊带装和紧身低腰牛仔裤,磨得水白的粗糙质感修饰出修长的双腿和饱满的臀部,不经意的举手揽发间,小腰狂裸,股沟半露,细不溜溜一根彩带让你有种载不住这千斤重担的担忧,令男士眼光迷离,女士嫉妒如仇。
丁字裤的出现最好地验证了亚当的“价格悖论”,所用布料少得可怜而售价贵得惊人。我曾经百思不解过类似问题,为什么比基尼用料少而价格高?经反复思索得出了浓缩的都是精华的结论。这类产品卖的不是面料,卖的是思想,这种思想引领了一代潮流;这类产品卖的不仅是花哨, 还有质量,你想啊,原先一件衣服承受的重量现在得两个罩杯担当,原先一条内裤的兜托,现在维系在一条带子上,若没有十足的把握是要出洋相的,高价格里还包含着高风险啊!
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我曾一不留神失足于丁字裤的陷阱里,至今没拔出来,陆续收藏了好几十条了,我有败坏的钱,可没有败坏的本钱,大部分情况下很忧伤地将丁字裤牢牢锁进西裤或短裙里,当然很有秀一秀的欲望,总在看到别人酥臀半露的时候恨恨地想,我也有,就不让你看!这种拥有财富还得不显山不显水的内潋是很压抑的事情,由此想来世界上大多数的富翁都是高调行事,否则也就失去了暴富的意义。
初穿丁字裤,对备受呵护几十年的股沟是一项严峻考验,很有种跑肚的感觉,一天下来才知道原来身体最娇嫩的位置竟是大溪地,马里亚那海沟,痛到要抹金霉素眼药膏。不过经过一段时间的适应也就磨合了。而另一项恼人的工程就是,隔三岔五你就得当一回剪草工,将芳草地修剪得平整规范,免得一不小心野草疯长,越出花圃。
丁字裤只穿给最爱你的人和你最爱的人看,不过这两者有时候好象没有交叉点。我曾兴致勃勃无限娇羞地向老公展览,这个可恶的男人正沉迷于与游戏里的怪物作战,回头看了一眼说:“肚皮怎么露这么多?小心着凉。”肚皮还没着凉,心先凉了一半,自此丁字裤成了我的自恋。
城市的小资们要把自己从牙齿武装到内裤系列。因为头发,外衣,牙齿都是给别人欣赏的,而内衣却是让自己享受的。美国有个著名的内衣品牌叫维多利亚的秘密(Victoria’s secrets)早在九十年代初就看好了中国高档名牌女性内衣市场并选择美的先锋时髦之都上海作为首发地。按他们的调查,连星巴克这样的在美国很多清咖啡只卖一美圆的咖啡店在上海都是潮流的引导,小资的代言,一杯清咖都能卖上25块,而很多上万的裘皮大衣也在上海热卖,那么维多利亚的秘密这种纯小资阵线联盟应该赚到盆满钵满,结果不成想一年后刹羽而归,原因是上海人很注重脸面,名牌手提袋,名牌手表,名牌化妆品都可以拿出来展览,而内衣总不好意思挂在嘴上,“我的内衣是维多利亚的,单套价格3000”,这种商品没能体现出其应有的身份标志,属于败坏钱,因此没有受到追捧。不过那是十多年前了,不晓得现在的上海,维多利亚的秘密是否又再次抢滩?
以前受的教导是“性感不在于露得多而在于露得巧”,今天,丁字裤,比基尼大大方方地悬于橱窗,骄傲地宣扬“性感在于露得多也要露得巧”。
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