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楼主  发表于: 2004-12-03   

Lawyer Jokes

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"
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沙发  发表于: 2004-12-03   
Genie Jokes
One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish.
the man said:?I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime"
The genie frowned" I don't know. It sounds like quite an undertaking,?he said. "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else?"
The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of women- what they are thinking, why they cry. I wish I knew how to make a woman truly happy".
The genie was silent for a minute, then said


"So how many lanes did you want on that bridge?"
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板凳  发表于: 2004-12-06   
like these 2 pieces a lot!

谢谢楼主!
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地板  发表于: 2004-12-07   

Funny.
Ladies, is it that hard to understand you ????
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