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楼主  发表于: 2004-06-02   

Something Positive

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear,"she says,
"I look in the mirror,
and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled,
my boobs are barely above my waist,
and my butt is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs,
and my arms are all flabby. "
Sheturns to her husband and says,
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice,
"Well,.there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
Female friends of the family are invited.
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沙发  发表于: 2004-06-02   
My god

What shall i do if someday my husband shows his appreciation in such a way biggrin.gif
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板凳  发表于: 2004-06-04   
QUOTE (苇儿 @ Jun 2 2004, 07:27 PM)
My god

What shall i do if someday my husband shows his appreciation in such a way biggrin.gif

Think of it positively, at least he still answer your question. biggrin.gif smile.gif
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地板  发表于: 2004-06-04   
如果不ANSWER, 那就让别人帮他做他该做的事吧
哈哈
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