Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am O0qG
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : ?`U_|Yo
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. c]|vg=W
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 |})s 0TU
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Here are just a few reasons. why: M[mYG _{J
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為什麼呢? ]H
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 kzRvLs4xM
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? y5j:+2|I
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She doesn't care what you think. jy!]MAP#Gk
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ES+CAwqf
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 M?h{'$T
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 Og7yT{h_
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. =IMmtOvJ
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 2O=$[b3
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. %[p*6&V
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. PK:Lv15"r
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Women over 40 are dignified. '0+I' _(
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 #AGO~#aK
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 _s^tL2Pc
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if they think they can get away with it. )4ek!G]Rb
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 &gXL{cK'%
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 V|'@D#\
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. l7VO8p]y[R
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. F|F0#HC ?
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Women get psychic as they age. %" H:z
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, Cb+sE"x]
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. ]eGa_Ld
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. -w"I
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ,'(|,f42
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Older women are forth right and honest. W8 g13oAu"
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 1Gr^,Ry
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 Eg`~mE+a
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. G ky*EY
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. wMCMrv
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. "> Qxb.Y}
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. vX }iA|`#
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. pqO3(
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40歲以上的男人呢? 3 ~P$p<
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 wnX;eU/n
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. Ms6;iW9
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 uN<=v&]q
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: c/K#W$ l
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? fh =R
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 {Ycgq%1>]
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here's an update for you. tQzbYzGb7
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? hD5@PeLh
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? K;"H$0!9
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig R WY>`.su
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just to get a little sausage ! =r/K#hOR\J
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! ??nT[bhQ
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