Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am 'LFHZ&-
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. x`PIJE
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 :84ja>`c
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Here are just a few reasons. why: y4VCehdJ
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為什麼呢? :tdx:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 T;GBZR%
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"What are you thinking?" yt>Pf<AI
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? zJI/j
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She doesn't care what you think. -6~*:zg,
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 !W^2?pqN
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 dVVeH\o
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 7oF`Os+U
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. nX5*pTfjL3
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ,M7sOp6}
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. #1hT#YN
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 10}oaL S
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Women over 40 are dignified. KwPJ0
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 rZu_"bcJ
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera E2(;R!ML#
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. ?*}76u
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 V==' 7n
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you (m)%5*:
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if they think they can get away with it. <tf4j3lwH
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 }Bc'(2A;,
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 P:lvZ
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 2@08 V|
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. n#z^uq|v
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. bw%1*;n)
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Women get psychic as they age. _QvyFKAM
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, oCy52Bm.!
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. hNDhee`%6
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. C$*`c6R
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ]|u}P2
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 E>4#j
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Older women are forth right and honest. d/Py,
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熟女直接又誠實 ?jqZeO#W7
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. G8u8&|
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 e"r}I!.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. H7Y}qP5X
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. h4?+/jk7
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Z6D4VZVF
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. T:)>Tcv}:
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. u:HKmP;
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40歲以上的男人呢? 7IK<9i4O
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 V2g$"W?3
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, Vaha--QB
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 ,<EmuEw |
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. bx6@FKns}
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 `t6lnO
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: N"r ;d+LTL
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Y\+^\`Tqu
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here's an update for you. M<ad>M
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? ;Ly4Z*!2
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? o8s&n3mY}y
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ~B=\![
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 6,@M0CX
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