Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am s"?&`S
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. <ZNa`
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 -j9R%+YW<
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Here are just a few reasons. why: !2N#H~{
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 LV 94i
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? U9xFQ=$2
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She doesn't care what you think. <u"#Jw/VP
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 |[TH
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 6P;1I+5m{q
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 ?^&!/,
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. b`K~l'8
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 8L 9;VY^Y
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. JCZJ\f*EZ
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. p$@=N6)I.k
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Women over 40 are dignified. 6#5@d^a
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 [:!#F7O-
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 7w{`f)~
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 vVLR9"rHM
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. $zz=>BOk
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. -ij1%#t z
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. )11/BB\v
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 :"O=/p+*Us
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, > KH4X:
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. \{+7`4g
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. :N)7SYQT
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 3g2t{%
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. _I|wp<R
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 p|Rxy"}
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. dGh<R|U3
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. WM=kr$/3
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. q}BQu@'H
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. oRWsi/Zf
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 6x/ X8zu
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, l/rhA6kEU
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. ]\r~"*TZ
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ]P<&CEk
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: vW)GUAF[
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? )cs
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? tfv]AC7x
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? (uV7N7 <1
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig &*)tqQeQf
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! At bqj?
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