Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am fY2l.H\f
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ob)D{4
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 A'w2GC{.
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Here are just a few reasons. why: %hrsE5k^,
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為什麼呢? gB'`I(q5.
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 f61]`@Bk
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? \>_eEZ5
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She doesn't care what you think. W>UjUq);
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 8cequAD
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 jh-kCF
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. +
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 UeC 81*XZ
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. c lq
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 1j8 /4:
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Women over 40 are dignified. ~p0e=u
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 t/_\U=i$
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. \Gv- sA
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ..sJtA8
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if they think they can get away with it. S;G"L$&\
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 QLxXp
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 Ul7,k\q@
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. |v,}%UN2
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. V/+H_=|
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. F^J&g%ql
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Women get psychic as they age. +<vqkc
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, jTGS6{E
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. w`w `q'
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. #h}IUR
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Older women are forth right and honest. $u(M 4(}
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ~QQEHx\4zZ
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. fwz5{>ON]
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意.
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. u k>q\
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. n:{-Vvt
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. @8}-0c
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40歲以上的男人呢? MV:<w3!
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 Z &ua,:5
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, wt3Z?Pb
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. t(LlWd
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 tOp:e KN
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: k1@
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 FN8=YUYK%
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? hA&j?{
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? K%.YNVHHC
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig +A.a~Stt
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just to get a little sausage ! /I`!iK
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! %s&E-*X
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