Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am zie])_8|h
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : ^gh/$my;
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 i3*?fMxhu)
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 IJo`O
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. q[1H=+
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 RoLUPy9U
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. o~gduNG#
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. *
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Women over 40 are dignified. |RwD]2H
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 DhY9)>4M
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 Q{H88g^=J
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 )dJ
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. p2!x8`IB*
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. \"_;rJ{!aE
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Women get psychic as they age. }%y_LcL
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. @+Berb
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. AT+|}B!
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ^gH.5L0]gH
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Older women are forth right and honest. W8yr06{]
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 11X-X
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. #TZYe4#f
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. o,D>7|h
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. r&1N8
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 5^GUuFt5m
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 :8E(pq|1PB
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, isDBNXV:
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 &UbNp8h
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: ~e~4S~{
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? }n:'@}
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 l]T|QhiVd
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here's an update for you. &Zd{ElM
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? zg)Z2?K|;u
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? C%}FVO\c
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ["MF-tQ5
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just to get a little sausage ! rbO9NRg>
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 9i yNR!
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