Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am @EB2I+[
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 Ha20g/UN.
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. [e`6gGO
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 SH M@H93
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Here are just a few reasons. why: 2t"&>1
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為什麼呢? *`wgqin
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 VpmD1YSn
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? YST{
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She doesn't care what you think. );5H<[
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ygf
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 $n@B:kv5p
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. :B]yreg
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 'z3I*[!
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. <;nhb
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. E?[]N[0Kl
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Women over 40 are dignified. XhG3Of-6
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 GbN|!,X1m
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera 8P3"$2q
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. ua>YI
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 0Wc
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you `E2HQA@
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if they think they can get away with it. jz72~+)T
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 +LsACSB
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 As-xO~ +
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. rc+}KO
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. C(kIj
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, xl4 A<
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. tDIQ=
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. QNesiV0MI
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Older women are forth right and honest. Kk9W=vd
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 7S]<?>*
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 ;o-c.-!F
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. R /0zB
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. @X g5E
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. \olYv!f
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. S{#L7S
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. Ek%mX"
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40歲以上的男人呢? w=feXA3-S
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 Js}1_K
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, oK#UEn
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. nBJ'ak
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 #)PAvBJ;m
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: -#<AbT
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? [h[@?8vB
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 GLtd6; V
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here's an update for you. BMs?+
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? ^R7|x+
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ,,HoD~]rd
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just to get a little sausage ! OH/!Ky\@
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! $1}Y4>3
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