Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am pPUKx=d
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : |}t[-a
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. s%GhjWZS
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 4fgA3%
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Here are just a few reasons. why: se2ay_<F+
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為什麼呢? Cwl#(;@
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 6x7pqHM
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? r$<[`L+6
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She doesn't care what you think. G$( B26
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 QE1DTU
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 _Gvn1"l
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 ]X%T^3%G
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. 0j@gC0xu)|
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 .IXkdy
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. (< gk<e*
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. Z(k7&^d
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Women over 40 are dignified. 0rP`BK|
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 Sxa+"0d6
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Zl^#U c"
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 #-r,;
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you /{QR:8}-Q
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if they think they can get away with it. !N ua
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 )%FRBO]
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 6qp2C]9=
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. dz3chy,3
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. os9X)G
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. /Sy:/BQ
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Women get psychic as they age. MZ
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, +X
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. tj7{[3~-[
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. 0<(F
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只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 !(QDhnx}9c
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. av~dH=&=
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Older women are forth right and honest. i^`]TOP
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 6d4)7PL
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 jG~zpZh
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. <Wqk5mR
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. w% Vw*i6o
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. c
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 4K{<R!2I
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. JWzN 'a R
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40歲以上的男人呢? 9OI&De5?=V
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 yCC.j%@
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, ]A.:8;
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. -SO`wL NV
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 <~D-ew^BU
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 CI%4!K;{
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: *|97 g*G(
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? GO3F[l
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 X=_`$
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? {6E&\
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? x|3f$
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig "lU%Pm]>
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just to get a little sausage ! (rDB|kc^7
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! gpt98:w:
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