Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ,h<xY>
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. J+}z*/)|#
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 X$_pDF&\z
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Here are just a few reasons. why: NdrR+t^#
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 )nrYxxN
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? m[Mw2 F
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She doesn't care what you think. Vq'n$k}
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 /4|_A {m{m
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 ZO>)GR2S
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 JF=T_SH^U
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. c/V0AKkS
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 4vV\vXT *
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. wj5,_d)
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. dVZ~n4
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Women over 40 are dignified. wCu!dxT|,
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 Dw$RHogb~y
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 UhJ!7Ws$
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you _7~q|
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if they think they can get away with it. U2CC#,b!(
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 3#y`6e=5
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. E<7$!P=z`
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Z[>fFg~N4
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Women get psychic as they age. P)LOAe1'
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, .&I!2F
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 2/\I/QkTs
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. l
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Older women are forth right and honest. ^ E.mG>
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. FR>[g`1
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. fzOh3FO+
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. W|"bV 6d3
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. h
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. a
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. \HG4i/V:h
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: :qzhkKu
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ^bfU>02Q6p
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? -yb7s2o
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? ,Q.[L
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig Db;>MWt+e
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just to get a little sausage ! qq3/K9 #y
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! ?M6)O?[
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