Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am _3f/lG?&-
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : WRAv>s9
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. k
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 o0b\
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 AC fhy[,
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? _J"J[$
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She doesn't care what you think. EmP2r*"rb
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 X88I|Z'HIh
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 yFFNzw{
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. <bv9
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 l~kxK.Ru
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. b_~KtMO
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. &w%%^ +n
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Women over 40 are dignified. ;4oKF7]
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 =<=[E:B
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 j=>WWlZ
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you `wLmGv+V
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 ?0s&Kz4B
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 /h&>tYVio
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. yAel4b/}
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. tjm@+xs
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, O,I7M?dRf
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 6XeqK*r*
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. sD<8-n
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 U:IeMf-;
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Older women are forth right and honest. P'Jb')m
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. O}Do4>02
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 C9T-4o1
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 0L7^Vr)
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. e=Kr>~q=
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. +G
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ."v&?o
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40歲以上的男人呢? pQ+4++7ID
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 gJZ9XLPC
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 *
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: ';x5 $5k'
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? #+P)X_i`
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? y
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? Lec%kC
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig >E(IkpZ
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just to get a little sausage ! JE+{Vx}
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! L_7-y92<W
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