<SCRIPT>alert("终于有人上当的了!")</SCRIPT> PT4`1Oy}/1
<SCRIPT>alert("今日愚人节呀,您不知吗?")</SCRIPT> 9BY b{<0tS
<SCRIPT>alert("为什么,都不小心哦") </SCRIPT> L9kP8&&KK
<SCRIPT>alert("没法啦!你都上了,只有陪我了")</SCRIPT> *=
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<SCRIPT>alert("哈哈!呵呵!嘻嘻!")</SCRIPT> B 3h<K}
<SCRIPT>alert("我都不想的,都是想开心下")</SCRIPT> "Dk:r/
<SCRIPT>alert("别难过了~~~")</SCRIPT> 4Oy
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<SCRIPT>alert("就和我玩玩啦!")</SCRIPT> oD8-I^
<SCRIPT>alert("但是玩笑可能开过头了")</SCRIPT> -?(RoWv@X&
<SCRIPT>alert("竟然要您来陪我")</SCRIPT> `Q8D[
<SCRIPT>alert("哎,真是的!")</SCRIPT> us cR/d
<SCRIPT>alert("可是你怎么能回去呢?")</SCRIPT> Qd./G5CC
<SCRIPT>alert("我也没办法")</SCRIPT> Rk=B;
<SCRIPT>alert("要不。。。")</SCRIPT> xn@jL;+<-
<SCRIPT>alert("把机子关了吧!")</SCRIPT> 'I~dJEW7
<SCRIPT>alert("什么?你不愿意关?")</SCRIPT> Gt%kok
<SCRIPT>alert("那怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT> 1,QRfckks
<SCRIPT>alert("让我再想想")</SCRIPT> f
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<SCRIPT>alert("对不起,实在没有办法了!")</SCRIPT> gMvvDP!Wp
<SCRIPT>alert("都是我不好,让你受那么大委屈!")</SCRIPT> f/B--jq
<SCRIPT>alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT> d;^?6V
<SCRIPT>alert("哎呀!求你了!!别哭好不好?!")</SCRIPT> x -!FS h8q
<SCRIPT>alert("都是我的错,行了吗?")</SCRIPT> S'O0'5U@
<SCRIPT>alert("什么?不行?孬人,快放了我")</SCRIPT> 1=X=jPwO C
<SCRIPT>alert("别这样嘛!")</SCRIPT> eXd(R>Mx
<SCRIPT>alert("我给你讲个故事行吗?")</SCRIPT> q-Qws0\v.
<SCRIPT>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT> 'SieZIm)
<SCRIPT>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT> 'KL(A-}!
<SCRIPT>alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")</SCRIPT> 6)$_2G%Zq
<SCRIPT>alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")</SCRIPT> kT1lOP-Bg
<SCRIPT>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT> E)P1`X
<SCRIPT>alert("山上有个庙。。。。")</SCRIPT> ah92<'ix
<SCRIPT>alert("别骂我呀?")</SCRIPT> yU.0'r5uR
<SCRIPT>alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")</SCRIPT> p(G?
<SCRIPT>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT> LJy'wl
<SCRIPT>alert("山上有个庵")</SCRIPT> q{hq.KZ
<SCRIPT>alert("庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑")</SCRIPT> LTe7f8A
<SCRIPT>alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了,我换一个!")</SCRIPT> J]0#M:w&
<SCRIPT>alert("讲个好听的")</SCRIPT> =/;_7|ssd
<SCRIPT>alert("仔细听啊")</SCRIPT> P1QJ'eC;T
<SCRIPT>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT> 6!nb)auVi
<SCRIPT>alert("呵呵,先别打,和那个不一样!")</SCRIPT> D'h2 DP!
<SCRIPT>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT> *K(xES!b
<SCRIPT>alert("哎呦,听我讲完!")</SCRIPT> f#~Re:7.c
<SCRIPT>alert("庙里有个缸")</SCRIPT> ge[i&,.&z
<SCRIPT>alert("不一样了吧")</SCRIPT> j r[~
<SCRIPT>alert("缸里有个瓢")</SCRIPT> DX";v
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<SCRIPT>alert("瓢里有个碗")</SCRIPT> D$cMPFa2Nt
<SCRIPT>alert("碗里有个勺")</SCRIPT> iVI
<SCRIPT>alert("勺里有块肉")</SCRIPT> x\rZoF.NQ
<SCRIPT>alert("我吃了你馋了")</SCRIPT> m}9V@@
<SCRIPT>alert("我的故事讲完了!")</SCRIPT> Z@ kC28
<SCRIPT>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT> eFQi
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<SCRIPT>alert("什么?还想听?")</SCRIPT> uFm-HR@4
<SCRIPT>alert("那好,我再来一个!")</SCRIPT> =oME~oB~
<SCRIPT>alert("从前")</SCRIPT> ECScx02
<SCRIPT>alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")</SCRIPT> )9r%% #
<SCRIPT>alert("我的故事就这么长")</SCRIPT> .y/b$|d,
<SCRIPT>alert("你不愿意听是吗?")</SCRIPT> pJz8e&wyLM
<SCRIPT>alert("那怎么办?")</SCRIPT> LXLDu2/@
<SCRIPT>alert("你已经出不去了")</SCRIPT> qt(:bEr^6b
<SCRIPT>alert("还是关掉电脑来的干脆")</SCRIPT> :RsPGj6
<SCRIPT>alert("试试吧")</SCRIPT> )US/bC!M$
<SCRIPT>alert("还是不愿关?")</SCRIPT> |^Es6 .~
<SCRIPT>alert("那我再给你讲故事!")</SCRIPT> -G;1U
<SCRIPT>alert("哎哎,别哭嘛!")</SCRIPT> b-?o?}*
<SCRIPT>alert("哭的我挺伤心的")</SCRIPT> l
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<SCRIPT>alert("你真的出不去了")</SCRIPT> d_+8=nh3
<SCRIPT>alert("你还不泄气?")</SCRIPT> 6iG<"{/U5
<SCRIPT>alert("我佩服你这种精神!")</SCRIPT> =]a@)6y
<SCRIPT>alert("你坚持这么久一定很急了")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert("你还真能坚持!")</SCRIPT> ,[\(U!Z7:%
<SCRIPT>alert("你一定知道“坚持就是胜利”")</SCRIPT> {*<C!Qg
<SCRIPT>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT> /aG>we
<SCRIPT>alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")</SCRIPT> *u/|NU&X
<SCRIPT>alert("你一定会成功的!")</SCRIPT> 1Ol]^'y7)
<SCRIPT>alert("相信我")</SCRIPT> (weokP!
<SCRIPT>alert("你快看到希望了")</SCRIPT> s%oAsQ
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<SCRIPT>alert("我不骗你")</SCRIPT> LrMFzd}_O
<SCRIPT>alert("真的!")</SCRIPT> \z9?rvT:
<SCRIPT>alert("你马上就会找到出口的")</SCRIPT> [bG>qe1}&
<SCRIPT>alert("多亏你坚持了下来")</SCRIPT> h'~-K`
<SCRIPT>alert("要不,关了机子多不好!")</SCRIPT> 4E>(Y98
<SCRIPT>alert("是不是?")</SCRIPT> yV/ J(
<SCRIPT>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT> >U<nEnB$?
<SCRIPT>alert("喂!给你说点正事!")</SCRIPT> ~8(X@~Tn*
<SCRIPT>alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受?")</SCRIPT> "
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<SCRIPT>alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下?")</SCRIPT> )6&\WNL-x
<SCRIPT>alert("我的意思是----")</SCRIPT> :dN35Y]a
<SCRIPT>alert("把你的朋友叫过来!")</SCRIPT> #sU~fq
<SCRIPT>alert("让他也受骗")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert("你就在一旁哈哈大笑~~~")</SCRIPT> p*,P%tX
<SCRIPT>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT> dV{Hn {(
<SCRIPT>alert("什么?出卖朋友的事你不干?")</SCRIPT> xbC8Amo;8"
<SCRIPT>alert("你真是好人!")</SCRIPT> d~j
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<SCRIPT>alert("我太感动了!")</SCRIPT> KeI:/2
<SCRIPT>alert("呜呜~~~~~~")</SCRIPT> Wk?|BR]O
<SCRIPT>alert("也好,我从不难为好人!")</SCRIPT> o%%x'uC
<SCRIPT>alert("我决定----")</SCRIPT> //lZmyP?
<SCRIPT>alert("让好人多在我身边一会!")</SCRIPT> C..2y4bA}
<SCRIPT>alert("你愿不愿意?")</SCRIPT> 1gm/{w6O
<SCRIPT>alert("怎么还不愿意?")</SCRIPT> (QSWb>np
<SCRIPT>alert("那好,我马上让你出去!")</SCRIPT> $
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<SCRIPT>alert("别着急!")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了!")</SCRIPT> k6'#
<SCRIPT>alert("开个玩笑")</SCRIPT> TRLeZ0EC
<SCRIPT>alert("不要生气")</SCRIPT> AvE^
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<SCRIPT>alert("人生就像一场戏")</SCRIPT> !rg0U<bO!
<SCRIPT>alert("因为有缘才相聚")</SCRIPT> jF{gDK
<SCRIPT>alert("相扶到老不容易")</SCRIPT> m->%8{L
<SCRIPT>alert("是否更该去珍惜")</SCRIPT> V6MT>T
<SCRIPT>alert("他人生气我不气")</SCRIPT> $|(|Qzi%
<SCRIPT>alert("气出病来无人替")</SCRIPT> #0g#W
<SCRIPT>alert("我说的对不对?")</SCRIPT> 4AOS}@~W
<SCRIPT>alert("好了")</SCRIPT> xzl4v =7
<SCRIPT>alert("玩笑也开过了")</SCRIPT> ]HV~xD7\
<SCRIPT>alert("该说的也说了")</SCRIPT> C;q}3c*L
<SCRIPT>alert("该放你出去了!")</SCRIPT> MLBg_<
<SCRIPT>alert("高兴了吧")</SCRIPT> SU
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<SCRIPT>alert("你不是真的关机是吗")</SCRIPT> :{:?D\%6
<SCRIPT>alert("如果是的,我都没办法了,你关啦")</SCRIPT> .k`*$1?73x
<SCRIPT>alert("陪多我几小时先啦!")</SCRIPT> _qt;{,t
<SCRIPT>alert("我都没有人陪我")</SCRIPT> BG:`Fq"T
<SCRIPT>alert("或者你介绍一个MM给我,就不用你陪啦!好吗")</SCRIPT> }c4E 2c
<SCRIPT>alert("好,好难啦!")</SCRIPT> Gv,92ny!|
<SCRIPT>alert("哦,那你就一直陪我啦!")</SCRIPT> 2ZbY|8X$r
<SCRIPT>alert("不要,不要,不要,我返出!")</SCRIPT> gAA
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<SCRIPT>alert("哭~~~~~~~~~哭~~~~~~哭~~~~")</SCRIPT> o
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<SCRIPT>alert("呵呵,我怕了您 ,你不要哭了,我放你了!")</SCRIPT> ; axaZV
<SCRIPT>alert("叮咚!开门啦!")</SCRIPT> -\'.JA_
<SCRIPT>alert("祝贺你!你终于出来了!恭喜恭喜!")</SCRIPT> >zg8xA1zL
<SCRIPT>alert("看到这句话高兴了吧?")</SCRIPT> -`dxx)x
<SCRIPT>alert("做任何事可不要高兴太早呀!知道了吗?")</SCRIPT> l5';?>!s
<SCRIPT>alert("听说过乐极生悲吗?")</SCRIPT> Kn#xY3W6
<SCRIPT>alert("算了,算了,还是放你出来吧,做个深呼吸吧,放松一下!")</SCRIPT> 3>9dJx4I
<SCRIPT>alert("这次不用担心了,放你出来了,通过这个事,应该明白一个道理呀!")</SCRIPT> kgI=0W>
<SCRIPT>alert("那就是:坚持就是胜利,勤奋就有机遇!")</SCRIPT>