登录注册
社区应用 最新帖子 精华区 社区服务 会员列表 统计排行
主题 : men's rule
ok5 离线
级别: VIP

显示用户信息 
楼主  发表于: 2004-01-08   

men's rule

Someone sent me this rule and it is quite funny. Anyone agree with this rules ?


Finally, the guys side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are
all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.
. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like Charlie Angels, don't expect us to act
like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as rugby, drinking, or cars and motorbikes.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
sofa tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.



Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education


mad.gif tongue.gif
评价一下你浏览此帖子的感受

精彩

感动

搞笑

开心

愤怒

无聊

灌水
Troublemaker 离线
级别: 论坛版主

显示用户信息 
沙发  发表于: 2004-01-08   
很明显, ok5不仅仅是想睡沙发, 他还想跪搓衣板!
你是不是没敢给太太看?!

不过好不容易鼓起勇气说回真话,
还是值得表扬!
smile.gif
ok5 离线
级别: VIP

显示用户信息 
板凳  发表于: 2004-01-08   
QUOTE (Troublemaker @ Jan 8 2004, 10:50 AM)
很明显, ok5不仅仅是想睡沙发, 他还想跪搓衣板!
你是不是没敢给太太看?!

不过好不容易鼓起勇气说回真话,
还是值得表扬!
smile.gif

That's why I think the greatest invension is the washing mechine, no more 搓衣板!!!
biggrin.gif dry.gif
onecat 离线
级别: 营长
显示用户信息 
地板  发表于: 2004-01-08   
funny!!!!!! and Mm.......... bullshit....do you think so, my girl? We should paste something on their mouths and tell them that what we say is ...........order! no discuss! :=))))
Troublemaker 离线
级别: 论坛版主

显示用户信息 
地下室  发表于: 2004-01-08   
Exactly!
No argument!
Just follow whatever we tell!
Who is the BOSS?
Ah?
mad.gif
dry.gif
biggrin.gif
苇儿 离线
级别: 论坛版主

显示用户信息 
5楼  发表于: 2004-01-08   
haha, ok5, how about camping everyday?


Some time the modern way to settle a problem is not so wise. That's why women still keep washboard at home laugh.gif
描述
快速回复

验证问题:
3 * 6 = ? 正确答案:18
按"Ctrl+Enter"直接提交