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楼主  发表于: 2003-07-31   

[转贴] I AM MAN!


Subject: I AM MAN!

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire
clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until
long after hypothermia has set in.

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood
and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man
shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these
things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start." We will then drink beer.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and
take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do,
so for you this isn't a problem.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the
store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like
"cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. And never,
under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine
hygiene product" is a euphemism.

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist
on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as
much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show
looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator).

Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think
we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger?
I mean, how the hell could he know where we're going?

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The
answer is always either sex or football. I have to make up something else
when you ask, so don't.

Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother
come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more
than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay, I don't need
to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances
are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you
were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it---looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2002, I will share
equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the
rest.

This has been a public service message for Women, to better understand the
Male.
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沙发  发表于: 2003-07-31   
haha, it's really true! my dear keeps asking me: you look great! can we go now? Usurally, i will answer him: Not yet!

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板凳  发表于: 2003-07-31   
经典! 值得好好学习领会。

对于男同学的感冒, 我一直有疑问, 特此请教诸位男同学: 是特别难受吗? 还是因为喜欢享受LP的温柔体贴?
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