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Seven year old Susie approached her mother one morning and asked, "Mommie how old are you?" To which her mother responded, "Now Susie, that is not a question you should ask a woman."
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Susie then replied, "Well, how much do you weigh?" Once again her mother said, "Susie that is another question you never ask a woman." CW/<?X<!n
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Perplexed, Susie was sitting on the steps when her best friend eight year old Anna came by. "Why so sad?" Anna asked. Susie replied, "I asked my mother how old she was, and how much she weighed, but she wouldn't tell me." *-(o. !#1
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Immediately, the ever worldly Anna put her hands on her hips, lilted to one side and advised Susie to get her mother's drivers license out of her purse and she could get all the answers. 3Ijs V5a
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Triumphantly, Susie marched into the kitchen where her mother was preparing dinner and announced, "I saw your driver's license, and know you are 35 years old." She continued with, "And I know you weigh 135 pounds." k
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Susie's mother sighed and admitted to her age and weight. 2`%a[t@M.
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Finally Susie exclaimed, "And...I know why you and Daddy got a divorce." Puzzled by this remark her mother asked, "How do you know this?" =9`UcTSi6p
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Susie waved the license in the air, and replied: yGSZ;BDW:K
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"It says right here you got an "F" in sex!!" @$t\yBSK
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