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全球化 (笑话版)

偶一个印度同学发的: M>xT\  
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? 0[ (kFe  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. /T+%q#4  
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Question: How come? "Y@q?ey[1  
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Answer: An English princess 00@F?|-j  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend Lcf?VV}  
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crashes in a French tunnel, V Ds0+RC  
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driving a German car {a15s6'd  
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with a Dutch engine, x+b.9f4xJ  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk #qv!1$}2  
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on Scottish whisky, Uyxn+j 5  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, BCtKxtbS  
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on Japanese motorcycles; 8U}+9  
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treated by an American doctor, rV} 5&N*c  
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using Brazilian medicines. oTrit_@3  
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This is sent to you by Indian, .[Qi4jm>`  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, NE4]i  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, X*9-P9 x(6  
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that use Taiwanese chips, "=LeHY=9  
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and a Korean monitor, K(HrwH`a{  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers ;#mm_*L%@  
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in a Singapore plant, zGy+jeH:.  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, i:jns>E  
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hijacked by Indonesians, A[F_x*S  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, Fk9]u^j  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... C|[x],JCS  
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That, my friend, is Globalization
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