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楼主  发表于: 2007-02-13   

全球化 (笑话版)

偶一个印度同学发的:  cjf}yn  
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? t+k"$zR  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. W;coi4   
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Question: How come? R ;^[4<&  
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Answer: An English princess _gK@),de  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend M=$y_9#  
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crashes in a French tunnel, <`sVu  
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driving a German car MPMJkL$F^  
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with a Dutch engine, &E$jAqc  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk >A|6 kzC  
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on Scottish whisky, 8@|_];9#.  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, 9}Tf9>qP>M  
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on Japanese motorcycles; 4`G":nE?We  
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treated by an American doctor, k IV/o  
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using Brazilian medicines. 12aAO|]/~  
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This is sent to you by Indian, Zr_{Z@IpU  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, m,v "N%k,  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, dWE[*a\g  
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that use Taiwanese chips, *A`hKx  
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and a Korean monitor, -c!{';Zn  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers HH3WZ^0>  
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in a Singapore plant, 6#O n .Q  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,  GWgjbp  
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hijacked by Indonesians, B3u5EgZr  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, AZxx%6  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... 0ANqEQX  
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That, my friend, is Globalization
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嫁给了猪猪的兔子
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So good !!!
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