全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? f F?=W  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. z*:^*,  
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Question: How come? |g@1qXO3  
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Answer: An English princess 
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with an Egyptian boyfriend srUpG&Bcx  
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crashes in a French tunnel, &DgIykqN  
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driving a German car 98x(2fCvF(  
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with a Dutch engine, ) ><{A  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk Hf#/o{=~}  
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on Scottish whisky, (d_{+O"  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, zc(-dMlK  
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on Japanese motorcycles; c" yf>0  
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treated by an American doctor, ZYg="q0x&  
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using Brazilian medicines. ^G15]Pyw  
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This is sent to you by Indian, *K!V$8k=99  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, MSw/_{  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, >hHn{3y  
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that use Taiwanese chips, -8g ;t3z  
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and a Korean monitor, 1'M<{h<sP  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers (G:$/fK  
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in a Singapore plant, ceAK; v o  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, jh9^5"vQ  
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hijacked by Indonesians, QO 0T<V  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, }56"4/ Z  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... (eHvp  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!