全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? z@E-pYV  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. CJA5w[m  
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Question: How come? 3`@alhD'  
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Answer: An English princess ,#G>&  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend as\6XW$;Q  
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crashes in a French tunnel, Yk',a$.S  
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driving a German car w,L PM+  
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with a Dutch engine, [n/'JeG5  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk )zK`*Fa az  
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on Scottish whisky, C`F*00M{  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
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on Japanese motorcycles; Kfnn;  
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treated by an American doctor, b&.j>=  
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using Brazilian medicines. sW)C6 #  
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This is sent to you by Indian, ~.qzQ_O/  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, Lq@pJ)a  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, bSmF"H0cP  
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that use Taiwanese chips,  V"n0"\k,  
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and a Korean monitor, 8zew8I~s  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers g0 ec-  
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in a Singapore plant, 2.)@u~^Q  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, ^p#f B4z  
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hijacked by Indonesians, 'LZF^m _<<  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, uSSnr#i^j  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... ~@ZdO+n?  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!