Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am sKyPosnP
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : %7g:}O$
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. l]<L [Y,E-
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 l1]p'Liuu
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Here are just a few reasons. why: rWh6RYd<T
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為什麼呢? 5Zw1y@k(
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 cQ:"-!ff
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? [yj).*0
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She doesn't care what you think. 2YuN~-
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 o->\vlbD
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 h$N0D !
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. _ pO `
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 R}mn*h6
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. Z/rTVAs@r
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. #.[AK_S5&
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Women over 40 are dignified. ASPy
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 |y20Hi':
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 -*2Mf Mh
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you i@NqC;~;
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if they think they can get away with it. m`6Yc:@E
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 [7m1Q<
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 - y9>;6
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. c"!lwm3b
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. f.GETw
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40,
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. !se0F.K
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. )rLMIk
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 .lhn;*Yi
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Older women are forth right and honest.
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 :Sg_tOf
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. $>U#
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ]\RRqLDzkg
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 9{j66
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點.
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 2}?wYI*:5|
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40歲以上的男人呢? OPBt$Ki
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. (eCFWmO
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 <*H^(0
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: vhr+g 'tf
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? mYB`)M*Y
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 E99CmG|"
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here's an update for you. "x'),
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? c':ezEaC
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? =\ )IaZ
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig zBf-8]"^
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just to get a little sausage ! #n\C
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! k&hc m
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