Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ~P.-3
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : mqfEs0~I
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ztt%l #
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 IDVY2`sM
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Here are just a few reasons. why: T[2f6[#[_
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為什麼呢? 4FP~+
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 e#Zf>hlAz
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"What are you thinking?" NU6Kh7
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? j,V$vK P
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She doesn't care what you think. t+Q|l&|0
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 [n@
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 #+5mpDh
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 E* DVQ3~
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. sGm(Aax*0
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 Hi 0df3t
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. ^_"q`71Dk
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. gpTF^.(
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Women over 40 are dignified. xWI 0s;k
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 DcvmeGl
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. 28L'7
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you d?+oT0pCH
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if they think they can get away with it. ?;=Y1O7N(
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 jgfP|oD
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 lPSDY&`P
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 5@r Zm4U
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. hF%~iqd
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 ~{tZ
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Women get psychic as they age. UK9MWC5g9
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, Xcpm?aTo
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. >"My\o
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. g(F*Y>hk
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. K*i1! "w
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forth right and honest.
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. zbKW.u]v
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 -{sv3|P>
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. FH5 bC6
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意.
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 7 QJcRZ[lU
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. :[rKSA]@
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. wg~`Md
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 !rqR]nd
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, [<I
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 7%FZXsD
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ^"#rDP"v
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: hd
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? =}KbE4D+8
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 NS~knR\&
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here's an update for you. tLXw&hFk`g
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? G&H"8REm
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? I*R$*/)
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig qiryC7.E
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just to get a little sausage ! P&^7wud-sb
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! #E@i @'T
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