Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am !7D S
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. OR{"9)I
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 $!@f{9+
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Here are just a few reasons. why: de=T7,G#
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 eu;^h3u;b
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? p04w83 jX
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She doesn't care what you think. hT#mM*`
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 Q0-~&e_'
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 Nh%8;
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. kA0^~
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 Y$^QH.h
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. %Et]
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 6qf`P!7d]M
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Women over 40 are dignified. /[
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 &I= q%
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 7;{F"/A
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if they think they can get away with it. ]&
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 Jt"Wtr
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. V
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. ly2R8$Y`y`
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Women get psychic as they age. W2^R$"U
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, kQ+5pFo3
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 04:Dbt~=?p
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. _DQdo
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 7w|s8B
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forth right and honest. ~7v^7;tT
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. n)
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 (_2eiE71
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. u CXd%
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. tH(Z9\L 7
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. "q8wEu,z[
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. cQjJ9o7
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. G>j/d7
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40歲以上的男人呢? r\zK>GVm_
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 0#G"{M
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants,
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. YA jk'
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? p\ASf
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 o?>)CAo
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 9iUw7-)
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? kDrGl{U}
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 1{*x+GC^/
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! j>U.(K
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