Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am l<u{6o
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. MK omq
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 3}08RU7[!
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 +H41]W6
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? OWqrD@
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She doesn't care what you think. l+t #"3
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 -&@]M>r@
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 :qBGe1Sv(
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 D)y{{g*Lnm
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. _8
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ,g%o
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. p=2zS.
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. I=U+G
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Women over 40 are dignified. 8Bj4_!g
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 Dzo{PstM%
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 Z*h43
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if they think they can get away with it. q1STRYb
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 Ky *
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 A1Ka(3"
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. JfbKf~g
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, {>/)5AGs
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. u %'y_C3
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. TiQ^}
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Older women are forth right and honest. NIaF 5z
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. <.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. V`[P4k+b
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. *o!l/>4g
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. $6#
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. j AQU~Ol_
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal.
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40歲以上的男人呢? {M[~E|@D
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 M'DWu|dIBA
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, jQ?LHUE
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 H'Ln
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: @UO}W_0ZD
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? mL$
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 PyFj@n
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here's an update for you. 1M+oTIN
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? ab@=cL~^
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? nkRK+~>
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig +;dXDZ2
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! @(>XOj?+
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