Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am //MUeTxR
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. >uB?rGcM
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 2.y-48Nz
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ]0OR_'?,
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 3`?7<YJ
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 S+6.ZZ9c
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 (E3b\lST
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. zI uJ-8T"
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 V &T~zh1
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. Kw^ 7>\
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. A\DCW
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Women over 40 are dignified. VGN5<?PrN
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 ]5cT cX;Z#
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 E&w
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 Q{>k1$fkV
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. {S\{Ii6
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 372rbY
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. &-w
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. BlO<PMmhT&
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ?^{Ah}x
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. kTB0b*V
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. B6 ;|f'e!
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. D_7,m%Z:
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. $PPi5f}HD
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. z<;HQX,
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 ru%y
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, $%Kfq[Q
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. C!!M%P
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 '<<t]kK[N
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: {P./==^0
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? SfyQ$$Z
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here's an update for you. P@B]
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? dn3
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? 8<.Oq4ku
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig cq]6XK-W
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just to get a little sausage ! L2z[
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! n\53w h@+
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