Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am \7\7i-Vo
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. JA<Hm.V#
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 +xL*`fn
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Here are just a few reasons. why: Qo%IZw$l
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 |<2g^ZK)
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 8c%Sd'+
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She doesn't care what you think. O3*}L2j@
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 LA9'HC(5
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. (gQr?K
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 QT<\E`v
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 8mh@C6U
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. q
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Women over 40 are dignified. Droa1_FX
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera [11D7L%1t
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you 8N,mp>~
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if they think they can get away with it. K'@lXA:
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 t(.jJ>|+*
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 7]}2`^9
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. H'_ v
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. *U}cj A:ZN
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 . l>.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, =3
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 86f8b{_e"
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. OTmw/ #ug
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forth right and honest. tVr^1Y
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 mJYG k_ua
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. }9*N EU)o
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. }J0HEpn4
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. !M(3[(Ni
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. d cG)ql4d
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 ]q":ta!f
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. #DkdFy
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ?C`
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: ~LU$ n o^
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ["~T)d'
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here's an update for you. qbq.r&F&
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 9?Q0O\&uP
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? -Crm#Ib~
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig E/{v6S{)Y
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just to get a little sausage ! WCL#3uYk"
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! rk7d7`V
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