Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am hfw+n
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. V>/,&~0
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 05g %5vHF
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Here are just a few reasons. why: 7hTp
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 I]hjv
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? |1zfXG,R
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She doesn't care what you think. Tdm|=xI
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 (cyvE}g
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. T<"Bb[kH
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. b$yIM
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. +3J<vM}dy
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Women over 40 are dignified. >lKu[nq;
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 `S0`3q}L3%
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. r}es_9*~Z
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 4hc[rN,]
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 r-go921
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 1y\bJ
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 1YQYZ^11
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. T0Xm}i
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Women get psychic as they age. (qvH=VTwP
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, \Oq8kJ=
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. K1^7v}P
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. g'b|[ q
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Older women are forth right and honest. w%s];EE
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. DH%PkGn
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 9:Oz-b
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. VnVBA-#r|
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. ]XbMqHGS
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ,h*N9}xYTi
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 ZnRT$
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. nq HpYb6I0
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 tE_n>~Zs
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: DqT<bNR1*;
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? `MCiybl,&P
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here's an update for you. ""jW'%wR
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 1P(=0\P>&
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? G@#lf@M]
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! -yBKA]"<I
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