Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am }b54
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : l3b=8yn.
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ^?Xs!kJP
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 ldTXW(^j
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Here are just a few reasons. why: Rf4K Rhi
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 ddN(L`nd
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? O1o>eDE5A
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She doesn't care what you think. `G!HGzVx;j
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 Ti)Me-g
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 =|AYT6z,
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. P.Bwfa
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 n32"cFPpT
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. NL:-3W7
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. ShC$ue?Q
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Women over 40 are dignified. P0>2}/;o
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 /Yi4j,8!|
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera ep"{{S5g
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. \VhG'd3k
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 P x Q] $w
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you 8'@5X-nD
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if they think they can get away with it. AmIW$(Ce
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 |
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 Szt2 "AR
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. t!3s@
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. &=)O:Jfa
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 39O rY
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 X7-*`NI^
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Women get psychic as they age. b%MZfaU
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, PY_8*~Z
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. g|uyQhsg
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. RN 4?]8
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. \k=dqWBr7
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 j"6|$Ze8
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Older women are forth right and honest. Az y`4
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 8>WA5:]v
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 'i$._Tx
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. V/H+9+B7Im
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. P^"RH&ZQJ
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. &!4E3&+2m
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. eEBNO*2
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40歲以上的男人呢? _fZec+oM
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 nxV!mh_
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, BA1H)%
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 @P~%4:!Hr
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 U9T}iI
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: >ye.rRZd`
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Gn4b*Y&M]3
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here's an update for you. ]@Y!,bw&
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? ,gZp/ yJ;
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? Vx.
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig !%M,x~H
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