Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. zOGR+Gq_Z
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 >"("*3AO
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Here are just a few reasons. why: jGD%r~lN
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為什麼呢? ."mlSW
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 vP mnN^
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? jN/ j\x'
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She doesn't care what you think. 8_xLl2
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 QCpM|,drS
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 gyu6YD8L
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 +a$|
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. Hk;-5A|9
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 kX2d7yQZz
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. "&QH6B1U6H
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. &q>zR6jne
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Women over 40 are dignified. >I<PO.c!
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 SW9fE:v
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera B?6QMC;
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. u~F~cDu
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 Do*n#=
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you WRpyr
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if they think they can get away with it. `ZGcgO<c\
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 B9M>e'H%<
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 lf$Ve
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. !LIlt`ag9
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. 4%_M27bu[
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. pbn\9C/
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 MYdx .NZT
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Women get psychic as they age. sN/+
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, Cs1>bpY*R6
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. kso*} uh0
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. 97LpY_sU
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. =~|
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Older women are forth right and honest. /Ox)|)l
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熟女直接又誠實 91d },Mq:
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. .\)A@ua^
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. kGHC]Fb)
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. j[e,?!8;
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. li/aN
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ([LIjaoi
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. R$6qoqv{yG
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40歲以上的男人呢? "JT;gaEm
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 rC }}r!!
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, rVzI_zYqp'
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. oH-8r:{
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ?[TW<Yx
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: UI?=]"
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? `ROG~0lN(
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? FPv"N'/
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? Y25uU%6t_
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig )[&zCqDc
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just to get a little sausage ! #`ejU &!6
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! ;j'Daupt;=
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