Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am +a,#BSt
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. A?04,l]y
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 4P?`<
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 vG6*[c8
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? P%&|?e~D^
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She doesn't care what you think. "
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 .= ~2"P
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 ?99r>01>
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. oMYFfnoAa
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 %n6<6t`$
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. -wH0g^Ed
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. P=}dR&gk'
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Women over 40 are dignified. NApy(e5%
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 7)}_'
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ;uc3_J]
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you OR+_s @Yg
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 #]^C(qmb:
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 r2tE!gMC
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. d^54mfgI
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Women get psychic as they age. Ki:t!vAO
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, {4SaSv^/
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. };}N1[D
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. Iw?f1]
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. BE&8E\w
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 ^^
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Older women are forth right and honest. "fv+}'
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. Q~Nq5[
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 ?HOnDw.v1
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. 0H%zkJ>Q
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. CD#U`jf
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點.
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. FeZW S
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40歲以上的男人呢? "ivVIq2
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 N`,,sw
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, Hr]
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. QTF1~A\
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 *'-C/
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: Z
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ]fh(b)8_,
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 4/\Ynb.L
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here's an update for you. o[JZ>nm
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? vd^Z^cpip
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? "5$p=|
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig J^DyhCs
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just to get a little sausage ! n/BoK6g
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! bx6=LK
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