<SCRIPT>alert("终于有人上当的了!")</SCRIPT> 0F/o
<SCRIPT>alert("今日愚人节呀,您不知吗?")</SCRIPT> jYI\.bc
<SCRIPT>alert("为什么,都不小心哦") </SCRIPT> HW"@~-\
<SCRIPT>alert("没法啦!你都上了,只有陪我了")</SCRIPT> E0G"B'x
<SCRIPT>alert("哈哈!呵呵!嘻嘻!")</SCRIPT> *d b,N'rK
<SCRIPT>alert("我都不想的,都是想开心下")</SCRIPT> 0w)Gb}o$
<SCRIPT>alert("别难过了~~~")</SCRIPT> ^\KZE|^3@
<SCRIPT>alert("就和我玩玩啦!")</SCRIPT> s,Azcqem
<SCRIPT>alert("但是玩笑可能开过头了")</SCRIPT> WS6'R
<SCRIPT>alert("竟然要您来陪我")</SCRIPT> -Q9} gaH_
<SCRIPT>alert("哎,真是的!")</SCRIPT> j"1#n? 0
<SCRIPT>alert("可是你怎么能回去呢?")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert("我也没办法")</SCRIPT> <*oTVl4fS
<SCRIPT>alert("要不。。。")</SCRIPT> H[S[ y
<SCRIPT>alert("把机子关了吧!")</SCRIPT> QY|Rz(;m
<SCRIPT>alert("什么?你不愿意关?")</SCRIPT> MfQ 9d9
<SCRIPT>alert("那怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT> ir!/{IQx
<SCRIPT>alert("让我再想想")</SCRIPT> ](-zt9,
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<SCRIPT>alert("对不起,实在没有办法了!")</SCRIPT> b@`h]]~:
<SCRIPT>alert("都是我不好,让你受那么大委屈!")</SCRIPT> ~lib~Y'-
<SCRIPT>alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT> 0o7*5| T4
<SCRIPT>alert("哎呀!求你了!!别哭好不好?!")</SCRIPT> ^Y,nv,gYn
<SCRIPT>alert("都是我的错,行了吗?")</SCRIPT> c&X2k\
<SCRIPT>alert("什么?不行?孬人,快放了我")</SCRIPT> 7Ji|x{``
<SCRIPT>alert("别这样嘛!")</SCRIPT> ozB2L\D7
<SCRIPT>alert("我给你讲个故事行吗?")</SCRIPT> 2!QQypQ
<SCRIPT>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT> 8#L
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<SCRIPT>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT> =#0f4z
<SCRIPT>alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")</SCRIPT> ZW7z[,tk<.
<SCRIPT>alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")</SCRIPT> *3
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<SCRIPT>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT> ~>SqJ&-moo
<SCRIPT>alert("山上有个庙。。。。")</SCRIPT> P:KS*lOp
<SCRIPT>alert("别骂我呀?")</SCRIPT> RzhAXI=
<SCRIPT>alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")</SCRIPT> x4v@
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<SCRIPT>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT> ~HBQQt
<SCRIPT>alert("山上有个庵")</SCRIPT> wwaw|$
<SCRIPT>alert("庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑")</SCRIPT> ZD ~ra7
<SCRIPT>alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了,我换一个!")</SCRIPT> &L`^\B]k|
<SCRIPT>alert("讲个好听的")</SCRIPT> 0 7b=Zhh
<SCRIPT>alert("仔细听啊")</SCRIPT> =Z}$X:
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<SCRIPT>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT> kn%i#Fz
<SCRIPT>alert("呵呵,先别打,和那个不一样!")</SCRIPT> i24t$7q
<SCRIPT>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT> z[|2od
<SCRIPT>alert("哎呦,听我讲完!")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert("庙里有个缸")</SCRIPT> 3127 4O
<SCRIPT>alert("不一样了吧")</SCRIPT> zl $mt'\y
<SCRIPT>alert("缸里有个瓢")</SCRIPT> 7x#QkImQ
<SCRIPT>alert("瓢里有个碗")</SCRIPT> ;S0Kf{DN2
<SCRIPT>alert("碗里有个勺")</SCRIPT> [0MNq]gxf
<SCRIPT>alert("勺里有块肉")</SCRIPT> gxPu/VD4
<SCRIPT>alert("我吃了你馋了")</SCRIPT> ^pwT8Bp
<SCRIPT>alert("我的故事讲完了!")</SCRIPT> JCO+_d#x
<SCRIPT>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT> &Ql$7:r
<SCRIPT>alert("什么?还想听?")</SCRIPT> ur\<NApT;
<SCRIPT>alert("那好,我再来一个!")</SCRIPT> sBm)D=Kll
<SCRIPT>alert("从前")</SCRIPT> 8n??/VDRl
<SCRIPT>alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")</SCRIPT> mSeCXCrZlI
<SCRIPT>alert("我的故事就这么长")</SCRIPT> > zA*W<g
<SCRIPT>alert("你不愿意听是吗?")</SCRIPT> Nk2n&(~$
<SCRIPT>alert("那怎么办?")</SCRIPT> YxowArV}uz
<SCRIPT>alert("你已经出不去了")</SCRIPT> rel_Z..~
<SCRIPT>alert("还是关掉电脑来的干脆")</SCRIPT> M47t(9krV
<SCRIPT>alert("试试吧")</SCRIPT> z;iNfs0i$
<SCRIPT>alert("还是不愿关?")</SCRIPT> 4]G J+a
<SCRIPT>alert("那我再给你讲故事!")</SCRIPT> Gn&=<q:H
<SCRIPT>alert("哎哎,别哭嘛!")</SCRIPT> l$Y*ii
<SCRIPT>alert("哭的我挺伤心的")</SCRIPT> !:baG]Y
<SCRIPT>alert("你真的出不去了")</SCRIPT> p?-qlPl
<SCRIPT>alert("你还不泄气?")</SCRIPT> tzJ7wXRr
<SCRIPT>alert("我佩服你这种精神!")</SCRIPT> _TntZv.?
<SCRIPT>alert("你坚持这么久一定很急了")</SCRIPT> 'Y2ImSWj
<SCRIPT>alert("你还真能坚持!")</SCRIPT> zCji]:
<SCRIPT>alert("你一定知道“坚持就是胜利”")</SCRIPT> '2XIeR
<SCRIPT>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT> N2 4J!L
<SCRIPT>alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")</SCRIPT> @k+K_gR
<SCRIPT>alert("你一定会成功的!")</SCRIPT> y~Z7sx0
<SCRIPT>alert("相信我")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert("你快看到希望了")</SCRIPT> WIKSz
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<SCRIPT>alert("我不骗你")</SCRIPT> ` {/"?s|
<SCRIPT>alert("真的!")</SCRIPT> "o)jB~:L
<SCRIPT>alert("你马上就会找到出口的")</SCRIPT> )5Wt(p:T6_
<SCRIPT>alert("多亏你坚持了下来")</SCRIPT> Y#[xX2z9
<SCRIPT>alert("要不,关了机子多不好!")</SCRIPT> hg7^#f95u
<SCRIPT>alert("是不是?")</SCRIPT> m9
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<SCRIPT>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT> T
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<SCRIPT>alert("喂!给你说点正事!")</SCRIPT> WYJH+"@%j
<SCRIPT>alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受?")</SCRIPT> {:
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<SCRIPT>alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下?")</SCRIPT> )s N}ClgJ
<SCRIPT>alert("我的意思是----")</SCRIPT> }i$ER,hXh
<SCRIPT>alert("把你的朋友叫过来!")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert("让他也受骗")</SCRIPT> _$+BYK@
<SCRIPT>alert("你就在一旁哈哈大笑~~~")</SCRIPT> 9$f%
<SCRIPT>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT> k@Qd:I;;
<SCRIPT>alert("什么?出卖朋友的事你不干?")</SCRIPT> ij5|P4Eka
<SCRIPT>alert("你真是好人!")</SCRIPT> L9{y1'')
<SCRIPT>alert("我太感动了!")</SCRIPT> 4ibOVBG:*,
<SCRIPT>alert("呜呜~~~~~~")</SCRIPT> B_mT[)ut
<SCRIPT>alert("也好,我从不难为好人!")</SCRIPT> CFXr=.yz
<SCRIPT>alert("我决定----")</SCRIPT> OMf
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<SCRIPT>alert("让好人多在我身边一会!")</SCRIPT> ;&c9!LfP
<SCRIPT>alert("你愿不愿意?")</SCRIPT> jZr"d*Y
<SCRIPT>alert("怎么还不愿意?")</SCRIPT> (h"-#q8$
<SCRIPT>alert("那好,我马上让你出去!")</SCRIPT> L8,/
<SCRIPT>alert("别着急!")</SCRIPT> UMUG~P&@
<SCRIPT>alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了!")</SCRIPT> d0V*[{
<SCRIPT>alert("开个玩笑")</SCRIPT> G,!{Q''w
<SCRIPT>alert("不要生气")</SCRIPT> +?)R}\\
<SCRIPT>alert("人生就像一场戏")</SCRIPT> \&/V p`
<SCRIPT>alert("因为有缘才相聚")</SCRIPT> .no<#l
<SCRIPT>alert("相扶到老不容易")</SCRIPT> <
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<SCRIPT>alert("是否更该去珍惜")</SCRIPT> :lW8f~!
<SCRIPT>alert("他人生气我不气")</SCRIPT> @)XR
<SCRIPT>alert("气出病来无人替")</SCRIPT> vN&(__3((
<SCRIPT>alert("我说的对不对?")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert("好了")</SCRIPT> O@HL%ha
<SCRIPT>alert("玩笑也开过了")</SCRIPT> Yz)+UF,
<SCRIPT>alert("该说的也说了")</SCRIPT> /Bq4! n+
<SCRIPT>alert("该放你出去了!")</SCRIPT> +\-cf,WkI
<SCRIPT>alert("高兴了吧")</SCRIPT> " %
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<SCRIPT>alert("你不是真的关机是吗")</SCRIPT> 7bk`u'0%
<SCRIPT>alert("如果是的,我都没办法了,你关啦")</SCRIPT> R =kXf/y
<SCRIPT>alert("陪多我几小时先啦!")</SCRIPT> |"g+p)A
<SCRIPT>alert("我都没有人陪我")</SCRIPT> \AeM=K6q+D
<SCRIPT>alert("或者你介绍一个MM给我,就不用你陪啦!好吗")</SCRIPT> xL [3R
<SCRIPT>alert("好,好难啦!")</SCRIPT> Z H
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<SCRIPT>alert("哦,那你就一直陪我啦!")</SCRIPT> i&^]qL|J
<SCRIPT>alert("不要,不要,不要,我返出!")</SCRIPT> +wp !hk&C5
<SCRIPT>alert("哭~~~~~~~~~哭~~~~~~哭~~~~")</SCRIPT> XM f>B|
<SCRIPT>alert("呵呵,我怕了您 ,你不要哭了,我放你了!")</SCRIPT> s+t[{i4|
<SCRIPT>alert("叮咚!开门啦!")</SCRIPT> 2Q%*`
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<SCRIPT>alert("祝贺你!你终于出来了!恭喜恭喜!")</SCRIPT> TXT!Ae
<SCRIPT>alert("看到这句话高兴了吧?")</SCRIPT> ,n{R,]y\
<SCRIPT>alert("做任何事可不要高兴太早呀!知道了吗?")</SCRIPT> I= 2jQ>$Q
<SCRIPT>alert("听说过乐极生悲吗?")</SCRIPT> 2q4-9vu
<SCRIPT>alert("算了,算了,还是放你出来吧,做个深呼吸吧,放松一下!")</SCRIPT> .;F%k,!v
<SCRIPT>alert("这次不用担心了,放你出来了,通过这个事,应该明白一个道理呀!")</SCRIPT> jP#I](\eG
<SCRIPT>alert("那就是:坚持就是胜利,勤奋就有机遇!")</SCRIPT>