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全球化 (笑话版)

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? d9JAt-6z2  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. =-oP,$k  
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Question: How come? r#WqXh_uk  
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Answer: An English princess fL| 9/sojz  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend @rT$}O1 ?`  
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crashes in a French tunnel, er_6PV  
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driving a German car 'ij+MU 1  
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with a Dutch engine, nN&dtjoF  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk $@6q5Iz!&  
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on Scottish whisky, # fF5O2E'3  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, e5AsX.kv B  
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on Japanese motorcycles; BW;@Gq@N  
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treated by an American doctor, 9 5!xJdq  
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using Brazilian medicines. }N9PV/a  
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This is sent to you by Indian, D% *ww'mt0  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, imADjBR]  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, tfHr'Qy BC  
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that use Taiwanese chips, ?MywA'N@x  
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and a Korean monitor, ^N7cX K*  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers r } Wdj  
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in a Singapore plant, Gd C=>\]  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, 1;m?:|6K{  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, w)<.v+u.Y  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... )P R`irw  
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That, my friend, is Globalization
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