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全球化 (笑话版)

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? +OaBA>J h9  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. R!>l7p/|H)  
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Question: How come? Ju-#F@38  
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Answer: An English princess 3w&Z:<  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend BD2Gv)?g  
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crashes in a French tunnel, )0o|u>  
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driving a German car T_j0*A $  
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with a Dutch engine, ~--b#o{  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk 7*eIs2aY  
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on Scottish whisky, L-`?=- 9`  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, mXT{c=N)w  
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on Japanese motorcycles; ^tL]QE?|  
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treated by an American doctor, th|'t}bWV  
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using Brazilian medicines. Dc9Fb^]QOG  
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This is sent to you by Indian, PG{"GiZz=  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, x-T7 tr&(  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, !-Uq#Ea0/  
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that use Taiwanese chips, =>*9"k%m  
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and a Korean monitor, Ssd7]G+n:  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers |@rYh-5  
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in a Singapore plant, OzV|z/R2'  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, chu r(@Af  
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hijacked by Indonesians, s+9b.  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, m!WDXt  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... W]5 sqtF;6  
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That, my friend, is Globalization
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