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全球化 (笑话版)

偶一个印度同学发的: @Tg +Kt  
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? ck4g=QpD{  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. 0vm}[a4+i;  
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Question: How come? QHuh=7u)  
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Answer: An English princess Kw ^tvRt'*  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend $*i"rlJC  
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crashes in a French tunnel, bZsg7[: C  
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driving a German car fKZgAISF  
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with a Dutch engine, mrz@Y0mgL  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk v<U +&D{  
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on Scottish whisky, CuD^@  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, Co#_Cyxg=9  
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on Japanese motorcycles; %/x%hs;d  
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treated by an American doctor, S0<m><|kl  
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using Brazilian medicines. .}l&lj@#  
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This is sent to you by Indian, vAMr&[  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, $"&U%3  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, `F<[\@\d5  
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that use Taiwanese chips, ib%x&?||  
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and a Korean monitor, @0>3))  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers d@72z r  
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in a Singapore plant, ]XH}G9X^  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, on q~wEr  
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hijacked by Indonesians, g $f ;  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, SLze) ?.  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... mTW@E#)n  
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That, my friend, is Globalization
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