全球化 （笑话版）

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Answer: Princess Diana's death. $"P[nNW3  
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Question: How come? ;[-TsX:  
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Answer: An English princess rd:WF(]  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend Nr,Qu8  
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crashes in a French tunnel, {gkzo3  
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driving a German car Nm7YH@x*o  
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with a Dutch engine, !jTtMx  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk R9z:K_d,  
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on Scottish whisky, 2Pm[ kD4E=  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, !Soz??~o/  
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on Japanese motorcycles; M(/ATOJ(  

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treated by an American doctor, Db`SNk=  
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using Brazilian medicines. d2a*xDkv  
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This is sent to you by Indian, |W#(+m  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, !y\r.fm!A  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, /Bw <?:  
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that use Taiwanese chips, -k8<LR3  
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and a Korean monitor, {)jTq??  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers [p+-]V  
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in a Singapore plant, BICG@  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, S6CI+W  
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hijacked by Indonesians, 7M/v[dwL  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, 2rV]n  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... D 0 O^=v|  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

So good !!!

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It is funny.