Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am f7=MgFi
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. nGF
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 P@7>R7gS
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 ")Fd'&58
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? "V|Rq]_+%
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She doesn't care what you think. LDlYLsF9
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 @Q74
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 \o>-L\`
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. yYCS-rF>
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. C]L)nCOBX
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. X7*F~LFrj
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Women over 40 are dignified. >XgoN\w
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 v
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 !1$x4 qxS
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. `^)`J
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. v$}^$8`
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Women get psychic as they age. AwJg/VBo)
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, b^W&-Hh
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔.
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forth right and honest. ZX_QnSNZ?
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熟女直接又誠實 Q7+WV`&
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 7?fgcb3
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Zo=,!@q(
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. MfQ0O?oBp
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. st w@@GQ
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. Q YA4C1h'
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. [<B,6nAl
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40歲以上的男人呢? :DH@zR
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 SzLlJUV X
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, !{&r|6
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: "5JMk
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? 2^XmtT
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? /
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? I]ej ]46K
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig h#zm+( [B*
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 4W>DW`{
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