Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am }s@vN8C
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. {66P-4Ev(
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 K+3+?oYKH
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 -(JBgM"
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? W0k7(v)
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She doesn't care what you think. a_
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 2bAH)=
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 JmF:8Q3H
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. .f-s+J&ED
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 Nin7AOO
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. f,'^"Me$c
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. M,dp;
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Women over 40 are dignified. EI8KK o *
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 l5FKw;=K}:
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. CPci
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 MuF{STE>->
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if they think they can get away with it. ,pIaYU{D
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 /3j3'~0
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. )-^[;:B\k"
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, ;4k/h/o1#
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. _18Aek
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. \[<8AV"E-'
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Older women are forth right and honest. YQ`88z
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 OZ4% 6/
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 2#X>^LH
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ?*:BgaR_
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. Cuc+9
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 9`cj9z
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40歲以上的男人呢? ."j=s#OC(
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 gg@Ew4L&
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: -IS$1
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ^zKP5nzL
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 P\&n0C~
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here's an update for you. 7ZFd;-
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 8gW$\
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? Sr+ &
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig +\RviF[+
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just to get a little sausage ! /2Bf6
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! uOJso2Mx
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