Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am
dFc':| 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人
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1\m[$Gs: 8`{:MkXP 隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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O\tb R= Hio0HL- 她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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M0"_^? Oszj$C(jF 40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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cVpp-Z|s8 H8jpxzXv 如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。
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LRA8p<Rs y%T_pTcU here's an update for you.
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vE?G7%, CTa57R 今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢?
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