Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am wi-O}*O
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 p~vq1D6
R2|v[nh
Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : @)owj^sA
,HO~NqmB4
|j3mI\ANF
]@wee 08
As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. 7O84
R^!|2
@8a1a3_F
隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 ;5urIYd
$ d? N("L
Here are just a few reasons. why: v!{mpF
ckY,6e"6
為什麼呢? $k5mI1~
@Fv"j9j-3G
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 i"V2=jTeBv
}d?"i@[
"What are you thinking?" jODx&dVr
X458%)G!(K
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? =B-a]?lM
T1sb6CT
She doesn't care what you think. G$kspN*"A
~<!b}Hv
她才不在乎你在想什麼。 I
CCmE#n
,1J+3ugp&
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 >|1.Z'r/
;<i `6e
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 ?0QoYA@.$
*.nC'$-2r
she doesn't sit around you whining about it. J\VG/)E
Y??8P
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 nG
hFY Ql
nK=-SQ
She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. <!g q9
1#9qP~#]'{
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情.
G9"2h
\
Xk8+
Women over 40 are dignified. a"ZBSg(
MY1s
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
Q}.zE+
c
4xh
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera ig(dGKD\=9
gBB
S}HF
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. >T:
Yp<
cK6M8:KW
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 Z:7X=t=
iU]py
Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you mVUDPMyZ
Ry2rQM`
if they think they can get away with it. \i%h/Ao
)xwWig.
當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 1
<g,1TR
l8rBp87Q
如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 7v\K,P8
/|v:$iH,C
Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. |a/1mUxQ&
YbjeM6#E
熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. T"ors]eI
"9mJ$us
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. S^ij
%
:j2G0vHIl(
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 `hJSo?G>
94Wf ]
Women get psychic as they age. ]"? +R+
>5G2!Ns'
女人越老越通靈 H=
Sy.
AT.WXP0$A
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, ?fF{M%i-%
<7Igd6
u
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. '!Gnr[aR
doM}vh)6
once you get past a wrinkle or two. kH$)0nK
QJ1_LJ4)a
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 ~Mu=,OT
$42%H#
A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ,QW>M$g{
LU
"e9
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 /4w"akB|P
2
' fg
Older women are forth right and honest. pI*/-!I
3N%%69JN)
熟女直接又誠實 @w:6m&KL9
,2hZtJ<A
They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 0NKo)HT
d9@!se9&Z
如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 g_{hB5N](7
2pa:
3O
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. U)mg]o-VE
A#t#c*
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. cEzWIS?pp\
=fy~-FN_
Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. =pHWqGOD
PW a!7n#A
40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 2Hltgt,
'U=D6X%V9m
Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. v}w=I}<x
0{u31#0j
40歲以上的男人呢? {p#[.E8
+o&&5&H
R
For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 'uAH, .B
Z[+H$ =$%
there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, v"x{oD$R
=+@Ip Xj
就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 qgTN %%"~
ODE9@]a
making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. +Ja9p
W
'54g$T
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 r2,AZ+4FP
LZC)vF5
Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ai/VbV'|
OFS` ?>
女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: |/LCwq%
XHq8p[F
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? h ]'VAt
QvB]?D#h
"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 pMJK?- )
Ga
o(3Y
here's an update for you. ,1>ABz
'&_<
!Nv3
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 sA6Ku(9
qSj$0Hq5XI
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? sR%,l
Q)pm3Wi
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? ZUE?19GA
-4:L[.2
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig NUB 3L
T/8*c0mU
just to get a little sausage ! 5|zISK%zHS
c o}o$}
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! &gIDcZ
{-X8MisI