Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ndB*^nT
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. wE09%
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 ST^{?Q
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Here are just a few reasons. why: ao)8ie
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? Z "g6z#L&
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She doesn't care what you think. bmGtYv
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 GF awmN
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 ]5i]2r1
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. 0@PI=JZ%
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 i?pC[Ao-_
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. e't1.%w
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. A**PGy.Ni
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Women over 40 are dignified. a$P$Ngi?S
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 !V;glx[
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 t:.ZvA3
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 uNRT@@oCq
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 14;lB.$p
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. #^&.*'z%z
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, Qp]-4%^Vz
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. '2.11cM3
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. `SSUQ#@
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Older women are forth right and honest. VyL|d^'f_
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 -S %)2(f^
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 0ge^pO\Z
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. 9F"Q2^l'
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. MW6KEiQ"
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ]w[T_4l
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. GcYT<pwN6
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40歲以上的男人呢? #[{xEVf
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 vs~lyM/
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, ,HM~Zs
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. #yVMC;J?W
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: k_<8SG+`
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 8^Ov.$rP
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? az2CFd^
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ?nAKB5=
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! t846:Z%[
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