Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ;)clCm46
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. b,{?+8
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 cdEZ
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Here are just a few reasons. why: e|{6^g<ru
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 xkqt(ng(
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? rV1JJ.I
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She doesn't care what you think. ?MN?.O9-
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 SM@1<OCc
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 Os[^ch
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. &&t4G }*
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ?BLd~L+
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. o[8Y %3
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. >Y[{m $-
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Women over 40 are dignified. o&X!75^G>
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 D^f;dT
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 w3B*%x)
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 K
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. ))AjX
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. L5PN]<~T
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, MiS$Y
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 9\|3Gm_
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. a0y;c@pkO
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. lSQANC'
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Older women are forth right and honest. Gu&zplB
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ?%;)> :3N
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 .4.zy]I
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Z]"ktb;+[
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. =yvyd0|35
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. :DQHb"(
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. A1R
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 Bd)Qz(>rw
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. ^!N _Nx/M
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 C$
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: c,4UnEoCR
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? uiM*!ge
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here's an update for you. 4AzS~5S
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? A)s
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? P+,\x&Vr
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig U!^\DocAY
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just to get a little sausage ! 5;C+K~Y
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! w/E4wp
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