全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? eZNitGaU  

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Answer: Princess Diana's death. @;m$ua*|:  
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Question: How come? hY+R'9  
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Answer: An English princess O-j$vzHpdY  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend l)Zs-V!M^\  
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crashes in a French tunnel, J='W+=N  
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driving a German car W<NmsG})_g  
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with a Dutch engine, #XI"@pD  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk h~w4, T  
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on Scottish whisky, M/{g(|{  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, M-Y0xWs  
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on Japanese motorcycles; RlsVC_H\  
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treated by an American doctor, Tr&E4e  
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using Brazilian medicines. L,~MicgV  
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This is sent to you by Indian, y? "@v.  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, [Uli>/%JB  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, pCC7(Ouo  
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that use Taiwanese chips, pcH<gF(k  
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and a Korean monitor, 2J<&rKCF  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers ^Dr.DWi{$  
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in a Singapore plant, S$eDnw~$  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, DZe}y^F  
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hijacked by Indonesians, BDe]18X  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, 'L{p,  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... tWY2o3j  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!