全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? `D7C?M#j]  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. t5k!W7C  
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Question: How come? 89}Y5#W  
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Answer: An English princess 1&=0Wg0ig  
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crashes in a French tunnel, oj,lz?  
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driving a German car >M
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with a Dutch engine, 8$N8}q%  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk z(uZF3  
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on Scottish whisky, Q\ ^[!|  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, wle@vCmr  
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on Japanese motorcycles; !M<{E*  
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treated by an American doctor, l7(!`NPbC  
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using Brazilian medicines. ChryJRuwv5  
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This is sent to you by Indian, 31+;]W=  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, }G46g#_6d>  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, rtJl _0`  
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that use Taiwanese chips, .Jb$l$5'w  
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and a Korean monitor, ^62|d  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers +Z2MIC|Ud  
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in a Singapore plant, <|O^>s;  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, D H DZ_t:  
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hijacked by Indonesians, h5z)L c^  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, z7.|fE)<6  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... 4Q=ftY<  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!