全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? pc>R|~J{2  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. =^}2 /vA  
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Question: How come? ymqhI\>y#  
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Answer: An English princess CjCnh7tm  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend ]sE^=;Pv?  
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crashes in a French tunnel, '?4[w]0J<  
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driving a German car .!! yj,bQz  
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with a Dutch engine, ?whp_  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk rkp0ej2-  
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on Scottish whisky, N~YeAe~+  
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on Japanese motorcycles; jws(`mIf\  
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treated by an American doctor, *n\qV*|6bI  
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This is sent to you by Indian,  7dIDKx  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, dY^~^<{Lj  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, S([
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that use Taiwanese chips, z@}~2K  
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and a Korean monitor, 2Ev,dWV  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers P'';F}NwfX  
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in a Singapore plant, 6ZJQ '9f  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, b1"wQM9  
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hijacked by Indonesians, Nq8A vBwo4  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, HC$cK+,ZU}  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... ,$>Z= ~x*  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!