全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? %iIryv;  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. .hgc1  
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Question: How come? q /|<>s  
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Answer: An English princess =HP_IG_  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend lfu1 PCe5  
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crashes in a French tunnel, j._9;HifZ  
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driving a German car cl2@p@av  
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with a Dutch engine, :<%K6?'@^  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk 'q1)W'  
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on Scottish whisky, J),7ukLu^  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, H's67E/>*  
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on Japanese motorcycles; G5zZf~r  
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treated by an American doctor, OM]p"Jd  
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using Brazilian medicines. pw:<a2.  
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This is sent to you by Indian, -!" >SY\  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, {#q<0l  

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and you're probably reading this on your computer, r0QjCFSF=  
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that use Taiwanese chips, e`R*6^e  
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and a Korean monitor, >;o^qi_$  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers EBw}/y{Kt  
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in a Singapore plant, -'{ioHt&X/  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, DcoTa-~  
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hijacked by Indonesians, i[d-n/)  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, ix^:qw;  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... `(=)8>|e  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!