全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? )U(u>SV(\  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. L11L23:  
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Question: How come? Iql5T#K+  
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Answer: An English princess |E|6=%^  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend ((MLM3zJ  
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crashes in a French tunnel, ;^-:b(E  
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driving a German car r nBOj#N  
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with a Dutch engine, ,w`~K:b.  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk aRwnRii  
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on Scottish whisky, (9GbG"   
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, Hj~O49%j&  
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on Japanese motorcycles; I ;j3*lV_  
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treated by an American doctor, E`AYee%l  
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using Brazilian medicines. 1K[(ou'rl  
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This is sent to you by Indian, }lfn0 %(@  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, )H+kB<n  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, XxO n3i  
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that use Taiwanese chips, 7~vqf3ON4J  
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and a Korean monitor, GqUSVQ  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers sh6(z?KP  
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in a Singapore plant, l)8s
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, abW
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hijacked by Indonesians, (I=6Nnt'  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, MsjnRX:c3u  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... detLjlE  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!