全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? ~)wwX:;B_  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. ]D{c4)\7C|  
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Question: How come? ]PlY}VOY  
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Answer: An English princess &$m=^   
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crashes in a French tunnel, cB
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driving a German car MOP]\ypn  
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with a Dutch engine, z[qdmx^  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk x/%7%_+'  
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on Scottish whisky, r T flk  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, TwM1M[ "3  
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on Japanese motorcycles; X:G&5  
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treated by an American doctor, E
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using Brazilian medicines. %Lp2jyv.  
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This is sent to you by Indian, V<i<0E  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, _8 [UtZYG  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, N<aB)</  
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that use Taiwanese chips, G- \<5]k]  
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and a Korean monitor, <`c25ih.4  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers OgEUq''  
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in a Singapore plant, /&D'V_Q`*  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, 0NQ7#A  
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hijacked by Indonesians, H\)gE>  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, d[Rb:Yw  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... c8# T:HM|`  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!