Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am 80;(Gt@<"
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ETLD$=iS
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 c(%|: P^
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Here are just a few reasons. why: ipI
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為什麼呢? i?~3*#I
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 }75e:w[
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? qFNes)_r
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She doesn't care what you think. = f i$}>\
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 qw8Rlws%
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 g ci
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. \L\b $4$d
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ;GI&lpKK
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. $kKjgQS(
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. R$Q.sE
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Women over 40 are dignified. MS]r:X6
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 BUR*n;V`
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 _y3Xb`0a
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you JG,%qFlk
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if they think they can get away with it. ;\l,5EG
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 Yrn)VV[)h
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. nLiY%x`S
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. J")#I91
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 &I406Z f7y
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, z~Q>V]a>;
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. YDFyX){
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. OC:T
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Older women are forth right and honest. "}JZU!?
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Z:7fV5b(
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. O<e{
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. xp9pl[l
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ;ZG\p TCA
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40歲以上的男人呢? BRYHX.}h\A
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, S@ f9c
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 V#}kwON
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. uXq.
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 Lu0x
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: :#~j:C|
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Z*2Vpnqh\
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here's an update for you. Z87
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? I,'k>@w{s
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? zZC9\V}R
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ivz5H(b
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! /Qk4
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