Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am @
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ^b?2N/m@
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 ,je`YEC
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Here are just a few reasons. why: |f2A89
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為什麼呢? g+zJ?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 ~H@+D}J?
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? b 1^n KB
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She doesn't care what you think. xcCl
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 cJ}QXuuUv
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 farDaS[\VY
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. q<=:
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. GSVdb/+
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Women over 40 are dignified. FJM;X-UOY
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 *8g<R
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. ^Ip3A
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 3-wD^4)O,
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you GaNq2 G
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if they think they can get away with it.
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 W 5DbFSgB
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 uVU`tDzd:
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. -
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. +GNWF%
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 ^3I'y
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, ~5#)N{GbY
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. s^|\9%WD
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. MR9/Y:Nm
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. pVokgUrC
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Older women are forth right and honest. xl!K;Y2<
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. !ng\`
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Kr3];(w{
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. LdTIR]
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. *%- ?54B
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. |_pl;&;:
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. Sb<\-O14"
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 ~Yl$I,
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants,
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 H@!#;w
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. (:} <xxl
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 APHPN:v
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 Y1r,2 k
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: 1mUTtYU
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? qC
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 XJFnih
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? /?3:X*
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? (|0b7|'T
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig iSd?N}2,I
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just to get a little sausage ! 'Oy5e@G+?
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! ^![{,o@"A
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