Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am 8=?U7aw
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. 4-$kcwA
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 D-x*RRkpp
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 BJ
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? Wvl'O'R
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She doesn't care what you think. =5YbK1Q^
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 c+8 Y|GB
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 HsT6 #K
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 t2rZ%[O
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. 6KPjZC<
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 +OtD@lD`!
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 3Ljj|5.q
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. .1ep8
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Women over 40 are dignified. #yEkd2Vy{
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 !X-ThKEq
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 [TxvZq*4
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ![MtJo5
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. (Fq]y5
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. w7vQ6jkH
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 'RNj5r
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. ~L>&p
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. T?`Ha\go
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 .E{FD%U
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Older women are forth right and honest. v`:!$U*
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. vSH-hAk
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 n:H
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. -Q ];o~
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. RL/5o"
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. hl DU.k
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. L[Wi[S6=)g
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. WW7E*kc
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 <UGM/+aO
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, pNu?DF{
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 sp0_f;bC
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? S>"C}F$X
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here's an update for you. 8%MF<
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? LVL#qNIu
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? u(ETc*D]
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 9R&.$5[W(s
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