Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am Q8:u 1$}
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. HwU \[f
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 ;7m>40W
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Here are just a few reasons. why: $wN'mY
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 7FMHz.ZRE
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? R4IFl
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She doesn't care what you think. ];uvE? 55
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 V7lDuiAI
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 k.lnG5e
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. u8?ceM^r
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 'kh%^_FH7
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. L\-T[w),z7
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. ~(%G;fZ?x
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Women over 40 are dignified. mDM]RAub)
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 @Rx/]wyH
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera ?<nz2 piP,
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. "%.#/!RG
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 .IKK.G
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. LG,RF:
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 55!9U :{
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 JGO>X|
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, }XXE
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 5:s]z#8)
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. KX9ZwsC0
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Older women are forth right and honest. \/$v@5
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. .4^Paxz
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 mYy3KqYu
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. { j/w3
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ZR#UoYjupb
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. p[/n[@<8=
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ' l!QGKz
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. /NkZ;<uxJ
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 T4f:0r;^f*
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. CY7REF
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? P,%|(qB
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? J`V6zGgW
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? hT
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! MD
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