Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am [B2>*UPl
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. j{7ilo(i
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 6]@|7|N>X
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Here are just a few reasons. why: *oX
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 )"pxry4v7J
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? `aO@N(
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She doesn't care what you think. UgnsV*e &
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 y:hCBgc;`c
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 7(|3 OR+
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 &G7)s%q
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. rr0
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 .qb_/#Bas
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 0?5%
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. U'h[{ek
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Women over 40 are dignified. xnhDW7m
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 @T,H.#bL
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if they think they can get away with it. l_Y
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 .Kh(F6
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. H(%] Os
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. }VGI Y>v
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. '^-4{Y^2E
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Women get psychic as they age. :,}:c%-^"
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, <R`,zE@t'(
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. @]ptY*
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 1<qVN'[
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 -B3wRAEt
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. &J&w4"0N'
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ".Deu|>
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. /4-eoTxy
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. G$x["
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. sm&rR=b
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 )r|zi
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: =<FZ{4
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? :jKXKY+T
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 ://|f
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here's an update for you. f
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? $evuPm8G
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? r+#V{oE_
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig pii
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just to get a little sausage ! 1d@^,7MF-
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! k}0
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