Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am vL\&6n~M>
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. u*tN)f3
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 }`v~I4i
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Here are just a few reasons. why: L_+k12lm
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為什麼呢? RQ'H$r.7g
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 0\@dYPa&C
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"What are you thinking?" (h5'9r
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? OQ>x5?um
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She doesn't care what you think. #&m0WI1
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 l#H#+*F
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 ]zQo>W$
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 bVL9vNK
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. bBS,-vN
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 %d>=+Ds[
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. _&j}<K$-(
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. &b?LP]
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Women over 40 are dignified. Zuw?58RE\
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 DiEluA&w9
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera O km{Xx
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. 6C]1Q.f;
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ]Qfn(u=o
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 ^H2-RBE#
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 g|<]B$yN#
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. @:U+9[
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. %ix)8+Eb
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Women get psychic as they age. ewfP G,S
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 9
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. Q`rF&)Q5
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. t@R
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ;B?DfWX
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Older women are forth right and honest. L. EiO({W
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. o4%y>d)
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 F6K4#t+9
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. d8m6B6
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. (d<4"!
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Z7_ zMM
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. $zyIuJN#
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. cFJ-M
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40歲以上的男人呢? 8:#rA*Y
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 rN%F)
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, rDQ!zlg>l
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 ,Vh{gm1
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. )*Q-.Je/U
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 uFLx
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: FI<q@HF
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? un=2}@ '
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 L}FOjrN
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here's an update for you. :LQ5u[g$\
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 7yx$Nn`(
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? }Y*VAnY6;
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig }>'PT-
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just to get a little sausage ! :pF_GkG
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! DZv=\<$,LF
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