Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am cTeEND)
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : b%<i&YY#
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. }]H_|V*f
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 |0mVK
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Here are just a few reasons. why: $Y4;Xe=
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為什麼呢? !%?X% @9
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 O`hOVHDQ
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? pcw^W
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She doesn't care what you think.
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ODH@/
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 D`lTP(] y
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 PQRh5km
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 8vM}moper
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. !#n lWX:~
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Women over 40 are dignified. :sBg+MS
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 @hiwq7
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 8_K22]c5
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 \z<B=RT\
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 bO:Ei
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Poacd;*
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Women get psychic as they age. 9(Vq@.;Z`j
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, z.:{
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 8Z!+1b
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. o)7gKWjujP
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Nf>1`eP
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. ky#d`
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. cX@~Hk4=\
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. <w}k9
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. /b20!3
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. c/I.`@
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 j[yGfDb
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, bv>;%TF
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: zGu(y@o
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? Ywt_h;:
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? &~U8S^os
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig xUPM-eF=
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! z?h\7
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