让我们谈谈世界和平以巴冲突吧!
2009年01月07日
这话要是从于丹口里,或者从闾丘露薇的报道中说出来,我认为还不稀奇。
我说,估计有人得探头看看我又要放什么厥词。(实际上我是打算放点厥词)
若这话从章子怡陈红的嘴巴里说出来,尤其是俩人私下聊天的时候说,估计会让看客们笑掉大牙。
今天看到一新闻评论,说风口浪尖上的章子怡的。当然这丫头一直站在风口浪尖上,多年不倒也怪不容易的。她老有新闻被翻出来炒。新闻评论上说,章子怡非常有心计,一路攀升直到好莱坞巨星钓到金龟婿,这跟她的八面玲珑左右逢源卖乖讨好见人说人话见鬼说鬼话有关系,括号,不包括她跟谁睡觉。
该评论文章以章子怡的肛门为标题,爆吸眼球。
看完以后我那个汗哪!我都没脸做人了。到今天才知道原来是不可以私下跟人讨论便秘男友性生活和喂奶的。我实在是太不懂为人处世的庄重谨慎了。我不但私下里逮谁跟谁谈喂奶便秘不孕流产,也跟人交流快感夫妻生活婆媳关系和八卦明星,我更将这些堂而皇之地著成文字出成书卖钱。我简直是无耻至极啊!这比卖肛门还不如呢!
所以,我打算,从09年起,谨言慎行,正襟危坐,笑不露齿,无论男女,张口就谈世界和平,以巴战争以及石油未来两年的走势。虽然我不怎么懂,可我得装大尾巴驴,否则有躬身献媚逢迎讨好之嫌疑。
我就纳闷了,章子怡这样的,私下跟陈红能谈起哲学艺术音乐史话吗?她俩打算做学术研究吗?报纸的TITLE说,章子怡为争戏份不得不屈就讨好陈红,可我认为这个评论家似乎不太看得清形势,目前章子怡和陈红之间,谁的气势更高啊?且不提陈红,哪怕就是陈凯歌,估计也不能算是陈凯歌给章子怡戏份,怕是得央求章子怡上自己的戏才有买点吧?他那戏挂的名儿,第一是黎明,第二是章子怡,虽然他老婆的戏份多些,那也得排在章子怡之后吧,否则他若说陈红主演,谁肯掏钱呢?
陈凯歌与章子怡之间的关系,那不是章子怡问陈凯歌讨饭吃,却是章子怡不愿意放弃国内市场,舍下架子跟陈凯歌合作吧?至于下部赵氏孤儿章子怡是不是肯演,还没给陈凯歌答复吧?
我以前对章子怡谈不上好感坏感,最近倒是越来越喜欢她了,原因是单从戏这个角度讲,她的演技越来越大气,她是个认真演戏的人。整部不能看得梅兰芳里,除了十三燕以外,就数章子怡演技还能入眼了,那估计绝对不能归功于陈凯歌的导演艺术而是人家自身的发展提高。如果陈凯歌真有啥导演艺术的话,何至于把陈红的演技调教成那样。你喜欢一个人尊重一个人,首先是尊重她的努力缔造的成就,她能你所不能。
一个人走红,且不断上升,我觉得除了会做人以外,还是要会做事的。天时地利人和这三样造就一个明星。天时就是她自己跟得上上天给的机遇,这个就是会来事儿,地利就是每换一个地方都能迅速适应并融入,这个人和就是为人和气努力。不然整个中国北漂的南下的东奔的西走的女演员多了去了,怎么就出一个章子怡?何况,一个章子怡给咱们国人带来多少津津乐道的话题和想象空间,单就这份娱乐精神也是值得咱们尊重的。
所以我坚决支持明星们拿高薪。因为人家出卖的不仅仅是艺术造诣,还有私人空间和任人评判口水的韧性,他们不多拿点钱,怎么弥补平白无故给广大老百姓看去的胸部和屁股呢?那部分钱,也得从戏份里收取。
其实,我也想把我私下跟小姐妹们谈论的便秘肛门啥的拿出去卖的,其实我当年在国外也是赤裸上身让爱人给擦油的,其实我还不是在私人海滩,还是在公共海滩上被老公袭胸的,但没人看我,也没狗仔队跟,因为狗仔队都知道,拍了我花那么多时间蹲,也卖不出去,也没什么人关注,浪费时间精力。我天天在网上说我家我孩子我爱情,也没人什么人搭理,但我一说章子怡,估计很多网络媒体啥的都会转载,搞不好还能借这三个字换点小钱花花。
原来“章子怡”三个字就是GDP。
我的自尊心遭到严重伤害。我显然没有实现章子怡程度的GDP。
所以我也是天天跟进章子怡跟其未婚夫调情裸体信息的,没人八我,我就八八别人好了。
章子怡同学别伤心了,该伤心难为情的,应该是我们这些无聊的人。该羞愧的,应该是那些拿你名字换钱的人。
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