我爱菲佣,我爱菲
Posted: 01-19-2007
很抱歉。我总是在重复前人说过的话。
我记得,以前凤凰的鲁豫已经写过一篇叫"我爱菲佣"的文章了。但我忍不住还是把这个TITLE拿来用一用。好话不嫌多,孔圣人的"子曰"不是到现在都还被重复吗?
昨天下午菲佣到家了。我去接的。
确切地说,我是迫不及待地去接的。象我这么小气的一个人,阿蔓达送我一架钢琴,我还坐地铁去取的呢!但接佣人,我是哼着小曲儿叫了辆出租车到楼下飞奔去接的。那边介绍中心一通知我,我就CALL TAXI了。说真话,新加坡国内没飞机,有的话,我就租飞机去接以抒发我胸中的期盼。
家里脏得实在不能忍受了。不用心说,她在坛子里没好意思诋毁我的形象。上次来我家找我,在门口徘徊三圈没敢进,最后又下楼打电话确认。进了门,更是惊叹,想有佣人和没佣人的日子真是天壤之别。
上个礼拜我家都没拖地,因为公婆俩都把希望寄托在即将到来的家庭新成员身上。劳工某次曾跟我说,这个星期我太累了,不想打扫了,行吗?我安慰地拍他肩膀说:"没问题,老公,我能忍受。"劳工咣当,他说,我以为,通常所有的老婆在这个时候都会说:"没关系,劳工,我来打扫。"
新女佣一到我家放下行李就开始干活。我还劝她先歇着,被她不开口笑着拒绝了。到晚上临睡前,家里已经涣然一新。
昨天我穿袜子以前,都得先把脚底板上沾的灰,猫毛什么的搓搓,免得袜子里面比外面还脏。今天家里的底板就能照镜子了。
劳工说,你让她把沙发下面和电风扇擦了吗?我说,没。
他说,为什么?
我说,我回来一看,都擦过了。
"你让她把电饭锅洗了吗?里面好象长毛了。"
我说,洗了。回家我以为她从外头偷了个新锅。你知道我家电饭锅上面是有康乃馨的小花的吗?
他说,那她下午干吗?
我恨恨地说:"你真是天生地主的料。我都忍不住再三劝她睡一会儿,你怎么老想把人用到卯?"劳工不好意思地笑了。
下午我一觉起来,看见保姆已经把床拖开,开始扫床下的灰尘了。
一个人,怎么可能眼里这么有活儿呢?只有你想不到,没有她做不到。
我叹口气。
人尽其能。这句话是多么地正确。
如果让我干家务,全家上下鸡飞狗跳,大人小孩都挂着脸,没一个人满意,搭功夫搭气受。
我家婆婆若是找个菲佣做媳妇,会至少多活十年的。
我爱菲佣。
我爱菲。
她的名字叫"FEI"
我给她取名,王菲的菲。菲律宾的菲。
我爱勤劳勇敢的菲律宾女人。
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