孺师不可教也
Posted: 02-27-2006 23:11
最近誓言进入魔鬼减肥期,在此期间,相关人等不得以肉类勾引,不得以糖色诱惑,不得吧唧嘴巴,聚餐不得叫我。
也跟所有的学生家长宣布了,不得在上课期间内递送食物,不得课后讨论烹饪技巧,不得在就餐十分三请四邀。
消息一经发布,望各方群众顺达我意,紧密配合,为我4个月瘦二十公斤营造良好的氛围。
我这消息吧,发布出去,真是收不回了。
每天晚上回家,冷锅冷灶,打开冰箱,空空如也。窃问劳工晚上吃啥好的了,严守机密,不甘心,只能靠一个苹果俩黄瓜熬过艰难时分。长夜漫漫,无心睡眠,双眼一闭,满脑子飘的都是烤鸭烧鸡蛋糕冰激凌,通常都是就着口水入睡的,早起的时候,枕头都是湿的。
一个星期掉了三公斤!胜利真是在望啊!
这些个学生家长,也真是讨厌,你们不要把老师的话当圣旨,严格执行。这星期,我再去学生家长家,都笑呵呵地上一杯清茶,两个番茄,有时候加绿叶若干。害俺实在憋不住了,问,有没有佐青菜的肉啊?
头几天,我觉得,毅力绝对可嘉。不吃不喝,就靠眼前那个即将出现的窈窕身影乱晃的精神鼓励支撑着,还快步行1小时。可能以前攒的油水也足,不是太饿。
一星期过后,不行了。
实在是清汤寡水,再吃苹果下去,我脸都要泛苹果绿了。但你豪迈的宣言都出去了,出尔反尔总不象是个成人的行为。于是,还硬撑着呢!
昨天去ERIC的家,正逢晚饭时。ERIC家的MAID真是做饭一把手,丫头一看就透露着机灵,所有的韩国菜都做得有招有式的。去年怀孕反应期间,全靠她家不断变换花样还让我带菜回家才支撑过来。酱烤牛排是我的FAVORATE。不过,昨天给ERIC上的一一盘金灿灿的不知啥肉的CUTLET,浇上辣酱油,芬芳四溢。而我的面前是一盘红橙橙青碧碧的蔬菜沙拉。上头的浇头还素得很。
我很快就把一盘子蔬菜吃完了。看ERIC还不紧不慢地拿一块肉沾酱呢!
我鬼点子乱动。“看起来不错,是猪肉的还是鸡肉的?”
ERIC说,不知道。
“让偶尝一块?偶在减肥,不能吃肉,所以,要一块最小的。”
孩子真实诚,真挑块最小的给我。
味道的确很好,一周不知肉滋味。
“好象是牛肉?”
孩子笑了,说不是鸡肉就是猪肉,肯定不是牛肉。
“没尝出来,再尝一块?”偶脸都红了。
孩子不知有诈,又递一小块。
“你觉得是鸡肉还是猪肉?”
孩子说,可能是猪肉的,鸡肉满嫩,这个有点塞牙。
凭俺的智慧,显然可以把一盘子肉都骗过来,不过偶就此罢手了。主要是心灵的谴责,俺觉得自己跟那个狡猾的狐狸骗乌鸦唱歌似的,咋从孩子口里夺食物呢?
这家长也太不象话了,一个才10岁的孩子,怎么能吃这么多肉呢?当着老师的面儿,一口气吃四大块猪排。切成小块,怎么也得上三十块。一个小孩子,怎么能光吃肉不吃菜呢?要是我们俩匀匀,就好了。唉!
一半青叶子分给他,一半肉分给我。
大家都不挑食,营养均衡。
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