陈偶得日记--拨云见日
周五按约去见医生。今天的检查项目是LEVEL 2 ULTRASOUND,就是在婴儿20周大小的时候,查查孩子的内脏,大脑,骨骼的发育情况,包括知晓性别。
前五个月是期待惊喜的五个月,每天和劳工在一起就合计,肚子里这个是丫头还是小子呢?
说老实话,从孩子一种下,我就预感这是个大头儿子,应该算是母亲的天性吧!虽然我和劳工都期待有个漂亮的小姑娘,又孝顺,又听话,跟爹娘黏在一块儿,出门手拉手一直到某个臭小子带走为止。
每天在网络上搜寻各种迹象,揣测性别。
从一怀孕起,首先我的鼻子开始发现巨大变化,早上一起床,就发现自己长了个蒜头鼻子,还酒糟的色儿,难看极了。想以前怎么也算得上玲珑挺拔的鼻子吧?怎么给糟蹋成这样啦?
然后就是喜酸不喜甜。以前我是视甜如命的蚂蚁型,自从有了孩子,就开始吃以前从不吃的东西,比方说酸柑汁,草莓什么的。蛋糕基本就戒了,冰淇淋也不感冒。
肚子也不大,四个月的时候,我妈说人家大约和我差不多时间怀的女人,都显怀了,我这衣服穿得宽松一些,还看不出。不过现在已经开始蓬勃发展了,一点不输人家。每天被好事者追着看,猜,肚子到底象西瓜呢,还是象锅盖?说男也有,说女也有。不过大半猜男。
肚子下面一条中线穿过肚脐,正正地穿到胃,据说歪为女,正为男。
前几周去看中医,医生一把脉,就说,得儿。
我妈还翻了清宫表,仔细翻翻,生女儿那拨过去了,我怀胎的前一个月后一个月和那个月坐胎皆儿。
更有我家神老太太外婆早在我十多岁的时候就仔细观察我面相,说,我家妹妹长一脸儿子相,以后一定是男丁旺。
于是我已经认命了,我这一辈子,无论什么时候生,第一个总是男孩。
劳工威胁我说,若第一胎是儿子,以后就不要了。若第一胎是女儿还能再要个老二。原因是万一得俩儿子,负担实在太重,若是俩女儿倒是很赚。这话说得我忐忑不安,总觉得这老二是没戏了。
周四晚上开始四处打电话,要求爷爷和外公外婆押宝下注,明天一大早开盘。赌注是一张机票。压对的机票我们赔,压错了,过来看望的机票他们自己出。爷爷押孙子,外婆也押孙子。赌盘出现一面倒的局面,要么全赢,要么皆输。
周五一大早,婆婆率领我们俩直奔医院。婆婆本无须在我怀胎五个月的时候就过来等着,这么匆匆赶来,就为了看个性别,虽然口上说多少次,男女都一样,都是我孙儿,但还忍不住跟我嘀咕说她就喜欢男孩,胖敦敦的,大头大脑,长得象我一样好看,皮肤雪白,方口大眼阔鼻,五官哪儿都大大的。婆婆眼里,我就是好看,当年坚决顶住压力要选我做媳妇,原因之一就是基因优秀,面相好。“这要是生个丫头,象她爸,小眼睛,单眼皮,可怎么办哟!”这是婆婆最大的担心。
给我做扫描的是个印度医生,态度极其温和,先看看孩子的大脑发育,一切正常,再看看孩子的心肺肾,一切无恙,再看脊椎和骨骼,脊椎在画面上,真的象珍珠项链一样排列整齐而散发着诱人的光芒,孩子的大腿骨好粗啊!小脚丫上,一二三四五,五个小亮点的脚丫丫真好玩!
小东西可能不乐意探头老挤压TA,不高兴了,还拿拳头反击,用手向上捶我肚皮。屏幕上看得一清二楚。一会儿趁医生在查数据,一个跟头翻过去,索性屁股朝上对着医生,很没礼貌啊!
医生在两腿中间一照,指着腿丫中间一个小海螺说:“恭喜!男孩!”
哇!那个小海螺长得好神气啊!
虽说意料之中,但劳工还是显得有点沮丧,脸都拉长了。婆婆倒是心满意足,嘴笑得都咧到耳朵根了。出来一直讲,这孩子,长得真帅!这么小就能看出高鼻梁了!
赶紧跟外公外婆汇报,跟爷爷汇报,皆大欢喜。
其实,只要有了第三代,就很稀罕,无论是个啥都很高兴。
回家还得负责安抚劳工受伤的心:“没关系!等孩子大些抱回国去谢谢灵隐寺的菩萨,顺便再去求个闺女。”
首先我得争取到二胎的名额不是?
唉!一夜之间,输了两张机票。
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