告密者
养了我家宝贝卡拉一年半,终于养出作用来了!不过被劳工愤愤地称之为“养虎为患”。
宝宝卡拉已经听得懂妈妈叫她。即便睡得睡眼惺忪,即便沉浸在黄梁美梦中,只要妈妈在旁边有事无事唤一声“咪咪啊!”或“宝宝啊”,便会猛一惊醒,爱理不理地回头媚我一眼,懒洋洋地“恩~~~~~~?”一声。
最近因为我肚子里装着小偶得,没事也会跟肚子里的小家伙聊天,缘于想象力贫乏,固执地认为凡是自己心爱的都叫宝宝,于是,我唤小偶得也是宝宝。这很容易让咪咪卡拉上当受骗,经常回头应我一声,发现是她自己的自做多情。
在偶得没落地之前,咪咪卡拉都还是妈妈长不大的小BABY,昨天深夜1点半多了,我躺在床上改小说,卡拉卧在我身边假寐。灯亮着,空调开着,门关着。
突然,咪咪卡拉一个箭步窜到卧室门口,喵喵叫着请求开门。我以为她要去如厕,便放她出去。谁知她并不急于去厕所,却三步一回头,两步一招手地邀约我一同前往,其架势象是肚子饿了等喂食儿。
只好跟过去。
咪咪卡拉也不去御膳房,却奔向大门口,开始嗅爸爸的大皮鞋。这个举动很反常。因为宝宝是向来闭门不出的,很少接近大门。抱她走,她还是挣脱了往门口蹭。
粗心的我打开大门一看,两道门都没锁。不禁感谢咪咪宝宝的细心,居然提醒我去关门,否则今夜又夜不闭户了。关上门,喊劳工的名字:“家里门忘记锁了,咪咪告诉我的!”没人答应。
满屋子寻找,不见踪影。门口一查,拖鞋少一双。顿悟,刚才一定是咪咪听到劳工出门的动静,赶出去看看,并给我报信。
这半夜三更的,垃圾筐也没满,他也不在走廊上抽烟。人上哪里去了?而且又不锁门,不晓得带钥匙了吗?我的心悬了,便坐在客厅等候。
大约半个时辰的光景,劳工蹑手蹑脚地开门,关门,悄无声息。一回头,却见老婆端坐身后,着实吓了一大跳,猛一机灵。
一看他那副贼模样,就知道他肯定没干好事。问,出去干吗了?
笑,不语。手里纂着打火机。
“哦!没打火机了?”我问。他说是。一不小心,口袋里掉出一包新烟来,与家里以前抽的牌子不一样。
明白了,这半夜里作贼似的出去,原来是弹药断了。
憋住笑训了劳工一顿:“看你那点出息!”劳工最近抽烟总背着我,免得我见一次皱一次鼻。
劳工不甘心地问:“我偷偷出去的,连门都没敢锁。你怎么知道我走了。”
我说:“养猫一载,终派用场,防家贼。你这前脚出门,后脚宝宝就告密了。”
咪咪一听我喊,赶紧点头答应。
劳工一把举起咪咪卡拉,恨恨地指着猫鼻子说:“对你再好都没用,家里养的原来是东厂,报告精!晚上罚你没虾吃。”
我在旁边给卡拉撑腰:“告得好!妈妈有奖励!多吃两只虾虾!”
于是,昨天凌晨,宝宝吃到撑得走不动路,早上起来一看,吃不下的那两只,都吐地毯上了。
劳工今天逢人就哀叹,养只猫都这样,以后养大孩子,我还有活路吗?
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