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晚上回来后,拉着劳工去散步,把袜子都穿了,正往球鞋里塞脚。
这一向大约是压力过大,总是觉得饿,不停地吃,而且觉得疲倦,累,有空就睡,凭添了许多肉,正忙着减。
门口响起噼里啪啦的拍门声。先拍打铁门,没两下就隔着铁门敲木门,然后又一阵急似一阵地按门玲,让我吃一惊。前一阵的油漆泼门事件到现在还令我心有余悸,如此粗鲁的叩门声让我狐疑着不敢开。家里的猫眼儿,被水平低劣的粉刷匠劳工给糊门的时候一并都糊上了,根本看不见外头。
劳工放下手里的碗打开门一看,外头站俩穿着工作制服的小年青,其中一个都将手直接伸进铁门里拦着不让关门,然后跟发机关枪似地推销:“先生先生,给我一分钟哦!麻烦你支持我们一下,买一盒雪糕吧!这是公司新推出的促销,买二送一。。。。。。”这个小年青说话又急又快,而且有点强买强卖的味道,先生摇头说不买,他就不走,老拿手堵着门,先生是面皮薄的人,于是就这么僵持了好几分钟。
我心下恼火,心里反感这年青人的推销方式。我喜欢那种和风细雨式的,微笑着,客气着,不买也不闹着哭闹着跳,安静着恭身后退走开的那种,看着很有礼貌。这种少年看着就不良,没家教,坚决不买。
劳工数次回头说,要不买两支?我头都不抬地将地上散乱的鞋子收进鞋柜,口气没有一点商量余地地说:“不买!这正减肥呢!捣什么乱?买来不是长肉?”小家伙见女主人很难商量,便劝我说:“先吃个够再减一年啊!就当支持我们咯!我这里有柠檬口味的,不肥的!”我面上连笑都快撑不住了,脸要挂下来了,本来还客气着保持一丝微笑,现在就很不客气地说:“我为你几支冰棍减肥一年?我不是给自己找罪?坚决不买,我这要出门锻炼了,你赶紧找别人家吧!”
小伙子微微鞠了个躬,又敲邻居的门。
邻居没开门我就想笑了。他家本身就是卖冰激凌的,在住家附近的学校门口开了个豆奶冰激凌店,会买他的才怪。
果然,人家都没容他把话说到:“先生给我一分钟。。。。。。”就把门关上了,干脆,不留一点余地,一点都没因为小青年的手拦在门上而退缩。
小青年再敲我们这一边的最后一家。这家人通常都10点以后回,他们很用力地敲半天也没有回应。推着小推车,俩青年走向走廊的另一头。
手里拎着垃圾袋,我去倒垃圾。正跟在俩小青年的后面。
刚才那个负责推销的小家伙,连敲三家没有斩获,并不显得懊恼,走的路上竟然十分雀跃,一跳一跳的,口里还打着鼓点,很有点迪斯科里DJ用嘴唇伴奏的味道,另一个扭着屁股伴奏,嘴里还“COME ON ,COME ON”地和声。
莫名其妙就感动了。刚才还坚硬如铁,对俩年青人的大声推销表示愤怒,一瞬间就成了喜欢。
我喜欢,是因为这两个孩子,看着就是正在读书的年纪,出来打这种临时工,我估计是赚不了几个零花钱的,可能按销售提成,一层一层地挨家挨户敲,闭门羹的多,笑脸相迎的少。不知道这是他们放学后跑的第几幢楼,竟在9点多的晚上,依旧保持着青春的活力,不懊不恼,享受着工作,自娱自乐,一份很有挫折感的工作,竟也做得有声有色。
一冲动,我就张口问:“等一下,你们有红豆口味的冰激凌吗?”小男孩站住,用一个非常漂亮的点地大旋转,象黑人跳舞的那种方式,面对着我,仰着一张笑脸冲我敬了个飞礼,那种擦着额头飞出去的样子,很眩!“没!不过要不要试试其他口味的?”我也很愉悦,说,好吧,来一包你们OFFER的那种吧!
一手交钱一手接冰激凌,他不忘嘱咐我说:“你点一下!”我说,不必了。
劳工从厨房伸出脸来笑着问:“怎么又买了?不减了?”我面对着一大包买二还送一的冰激凌,有点发愁,的确不知道怎么处理,灵机一动,告诉劳工:“万圣节要到了,我就周六晚上送给敲门的孩子吧!”
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