Kai是一个混血儿,他的妈妈是新加坡本地华人,爸爸是德国人。他有一张非常俊美的混血脸。 Kai的特别之处在于勇于质疑一切。一切真理歪理在他面前都可以推翻重新来过。他多如牛毛的困惑常让我感觉到人生有涯而学无涯,我的知识围出的圆总小于他无知的范围。 通常Kai是被妈妈送来上学的,他JUMP进大门然后快乐地BLOW一个KISS给妈妈,摇摇肥嘟嘟的手算再见了。但某天不巧换了他爹送他就完了,那场景根本就是执手相看泪眼,竟无语凝噎。(我曾怀疑当年柳永做此诗也许不是别青楼BUT送儿子上学)两个人坐在台阶上没完没了地KISS AND HUG,纷纷眼泪汪汪,Kai 死命抱住他爹的大腿放声大哭,口中再三重复:“You will pick me up later , right?” 尽管我不断劝慰Kai , “Don’t worry, nobody want you except your daddy.”他爹举起右手象对圣经发誓一样庄重再三保证,刚走两步又回头搂他儿子,仿佛从此分离一样。往往一个例常的送学要持续长达40分钟。实在是没见过对孩子如此牵肠挂肚的白种男人。最后都是我果断制止这种STUPID的举动,和颜悦色对那个爹说:“Oh, please , this is only a kindergarten, not a jail. Your son will be fine if you do me a favour say goodbye now.”他爹在我的抗议之下才三步一回头两步一叩首地离开了,却并不走远,躲在栅栏外的一隅偷看他儿子究竟哭多久。 一天作完画后,在我往他大作上写名字时,他认真恳求我:“Lao shi, can you write Kai Oliver Hoffmann on it?”我也学他:“WHY?”他解释说因为今天是他爸爸来接他,如果只写Kai,爸爸不知道那是他。对于奇怪论调我通常都予以接受,因为孩子都有他自己的道理,尽管整个班上只有他一个Kai. 等他爹到的时候我询问由头的时候,他爹放声大笑:“我在家只喊他Sweety, Honey, 从不喊Kai,只有在他犯错误的时候,我才喊他的全名,Kai Oliver Hoffmann ………”边说边装出一副严肃的样子用手指指他儿子的脑袋,“他一定以为我不知道他叫Kai.”说完,让儿子骑在自己的脖子上,走了。
比方说,如果你跟他说太阳是红色的,他马上就反问WHY红色?如果你落入他的圈套回答因为太阳里面都是火,所以是红色的,他会抓着你又问WHY都是火?如果你说因为我们需要太阳的照射才可以生长,而太阳离我们很远,所以太阳必须有很多火,他又会再再问WHY太阳不离我们近一点。。。。。。。。反反复复,无穷无尽,你于是掉入无限不循环小数里。我常最后甘拜下风,悲哀地反问他:“Why you have so many why?”
(08/16/01 9:51AM 于无忧城之无忧空间–CarefreeCity.com)
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