实在饿的受不了了,我在炖汤
坏了,我这段食欲亢进,总处于饥饿状态,无论吃多少,无论怎么吃都吃不饱。甲亢?
实在饿的受不了,上下翻着找冰箱。很久不采买了,冰箱里除了水果就是花生酱,我吃得腻味了,我想吃肉。(劳工讲,女人矜持的表现在于一不主动张口要性,二要表现出对肉的蔑视。我这一对照,完了,这两条俺都不符合,淑女一词离我很远啦!)
我翻翻冷冻室,发现很久以前买的炸鸡翅的原料鸡还剩三个。太好啦!我要吃大餐啦!因为主料少,我得精细制作。想吃是一回事,吃好又是一回事,我得不浪费了这仅有的口粮。
泡上6个香菇,从干货篮里翻出上次用剩的一管半截大葱。嘿嘿,大葱就是好来就是好!若小葱,早枯萎了。这大葱呢,搁了10天了,剥开外皮,还是雪白粉嫩,灯光下泛着瓷器一样的光芒,很是诱人。不舍得全部用完,怕万一过两天馋了找不到作料,特地又切两半。
从壁橱里挑出我的砂煲。虽然只有三个翅膀,也得注意烹调,别糟蹋了东西。我决定做个砂煲香菇鸡翅。怕不够鲜,还切了两片火腿放进去。
锅盖的小洞眼里忽忽地冒着白烟,不一会儿香气四溢,果然很鲜哦!把火开小,滴几滴鱼露进去,慢慢笃。其实我的胃在叫喊,我的口在流水,我的心痒痒,一圈圈在房间里转。怎么还没好?我不时跑过去拿筷子戳戳鸡翅膀,告诉自己慢功出细活,千万急不得。还不能老掀盖子偷看,看一回放点香气出去,损原味。
这45分钟,简直漫长地象一个世纪。其间我没事找事抹了桌子扫了地把毛巾被晒出去,反正不让自己停下惦记我那诱人的晚餐。45分钟一到,吼吼!开锅喽!
戴上一副微波炉大手套,把砂锅拿下,放在小餐桌的草蒲上,掀开盖子晾着:哇!油汪汪,这几个可爱的小翅膀,忽悠忽悠向俺招着小手儿,肥肥厚厚的香菇,舒展着花瓣向俺微笑,几片葱段还在咕噜咕噜跳着舞,哈哈!开饭啦!
别急!餐具要配套,否则吃饭不香。俺得庆祝一下俺的创意晚餐和坚持到现在的果敢,俺要拿俺心爱的英国小饭碗。
烫了碗筷,兴高采烈奔回客厅。顿时傻眼——老公正端坐在桌前,趴着闻俺的汤,“哈哈,好香啊!老婆不错嘛!晓得我看书累了,炖汤犒赏我。哎!你怎么不多炖点?这么一口口,就够我一人喝的,你不尝尝?”
偶的心有顶峰落到谷底,偶的泪都要出来了。这个。。。。。。这个。。。。。。我很饿了,但我要矜持,因为吧,我叫嚣着减肥好久了,我早就宣称我断肉了。我视肉为粪土。虽然自己身上的肉没掉一点,但因为精神可嘉,赢得了老公很一阵子赞美。“关键在态度!”他常这样肯定我,“减不减的下去又是一回事。”
“老公!我给你拿了碗筷!”忍着泪,带着伤,俺颠巴颠巴跑过去盛汤。
“鲜吧?”我吸溜着口水,眼巴巴地盯着他的大嘴巴。“恩,真不错!要是再来点啤酒就好了。”既然老公发话了,赶紧去干吧!又端出个杯子外带罐啤酒。
“香不香?”我可怜西西看着他。“你尝尝?”他把勺子递我嘴边。“哼!我减肥。我不吃。”大义凛然,心里那个痛啊!
“吃完了?我去洗碗,你去看书!”索性好人做到底。这两天讨论外遇太多,我听了环环的话,要自我检讨,要表现。以前叫劳工替我端茶倒水,以前叫劳工扫地洗碗,那简直是把劳工推向第三者的怀抱!得改。
收拾了骨头,在往垃圾筐倒的一刹那,突然有种欲望,真想唆唆那骨头,估计里面好歹沾点鸡汤。5555555555555555。。。。。。我比伊拉克难民还惨啊!
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