一直惊诧于圣人的先知先觉。老子曰:“不出户,知天下;不窥牖,见天道。其出弥远,其知弥少。”他如何长了后眼,在那刀耕火种的蛮荒岁月预料到而今的网络流行?
我算是个现代古董。早在92年的时候家里就有了286电脑,那是男友的工作工具。出于简单头脑对复杂电器的抗拒,在之后长达一年的时间里我都没按过POWER。
工作后也接触了电脑。我自称为OPERATOR,意思是操作工,按照固定程序“Y”“Y”“Y”到底,开始输入数据。当时还自鸣得意,心想电脑不过SO SO,很好驾驭嘛!其实大学里是学过FOXBASE的编程的,到现在都记得 IF 35岁以上的女老师=A , 工资200 以上的老师=B 之类的ridiculous的试卷,唯一感触是人脑永远不可能与电脑恋爱,因为没有共同语言。(现在别说恋爱,做爱都可以了。)
被迫学习使用电脑是因为先生要出国了,出于对长途电话的心疼,首次耐下心来安坐2小时听先生教我收发邮件。每天收到先生晨昏定省的时候初尝胜果,自此一发不可收拾。
过往之缺是阅读非躺着趴着不能继续,现今之缺是非挂在网上看滚屏就好象不会读书了。
过往之缺是随感札记一类灵感将至,顺手抽张纸记下,大部分尸骨不存,不是垫了锅底就是吐了瓜子皮。现今之缺是过于相信高科技,自以为光辉思想得以与天齐寿,孰料最近一次电脑浩劫,硬盘牺牲了,我那呕心沥血的深邃思想复又回归自然。
过往之缺是空暇时间四处寻觅朋友胡吹乱侃,现今之缺是变成沉默羔羊,身体最发达的部分是手指头的肌肉。INPUT速度与小腹赘肉成正比,与每日吐词成反比。
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