一个有趣的现象
大多数男人吃软不吃硬。大多数男人喜欢女人,是因为她跟你是异类
我经历的三个阶段:
1。“去,你去帮我倒杯水。”刚开始的时候,恋爱的时候,他不觉得什么。也许即便心里不高兴也会去做。时间久了就会顶嘴,就会反驳:“怎么老喜欢使唤人?”再后来就很恶劣:“你自己去!”
2。我改策略。“请你给我倒杯水,谢谢。”客气点。效果好了好一段。他觉得很难拒绝一个女士的请求。不过时间久了,还是倒了水以后“唉”地仰声长叹,不情不愿。
3。我再改。“我的嘴巴好干。”“去喝水啊!”“象火焰山!”“又想我给你倒?”“不要!哪能老叫你照顾我?我自己去!”“怎么还不去?”“我现在不能动,我刚途的指甲油,我怕我的脚指甲给破坏了。你看你看,可好看?”然后用脚后跟走路,翘着脚指头在他面前转一圈。他会大笑着去倒水。
4。我不断试验怎样比较容易令他接受。“你口可渴?”我问他。“不渴。”“你可想喝水?我去给你倒。”“不用了,谢谢。”“那我好渴,你可能替我倒一杯来?”看他瞪眼看我,然后笑倒,冲到厨房倒水。
如果答案有时候不巧,他说,好的,我想喝点水,麻烦你了。我就只好暗地骂自己自投罗网,乖乖过去倒水,完了告诉他:“滴水之恩当以涌泉相报。我今天给你倒水,你以后一辈子都是我的人了。我下半辈子的水就靠你了。”
5。如果你想试验一下他的忍受程度究竟有多大,可以伸出颤抖的双手,紧紧抱住他的腰,以临终告别的口吻告诉他:“我这一辈子最大的幸福就是遇见你了。在我临死的时候,我想认真告诉你一句:麻烦你给我倒杯水!我死就瞑目啦!我会上天奏好事,下地保平安。我跟上帝讲等我死后满足你妻妾成群的愿望!”然后看他无限神往,大笑
着去倒水。水一到手,就严肃正告他:“你休想。下辈子好了。”
这是我做的有趣的生活实验。我把倒水作为一个载体,我发现只要你肯动脑筋,总之,最后你是可以喝到水的。
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