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Women In The Future May Produce Sperm (ZT)

http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=11394

Robert Paul Reyes
July 11, 2006
Some extreme elements of the women's movement argue that men are superfluous. Men always smugly answered, "Right, and who's going to mow your lawn, check your oil, and not to mention impregnate you?"


A new scientific breakthrough may indeed make guys as obsolete as a Betamax, females in the future may be able to produce sperm.


Evil scientists in England have turned stem cells from an embryo into sperm which are capable of producing offspring.


The satanic experiment used embryo cells to produce seven baby mice, six of whom lived into adulthood, although the survivors suffered adverse events.

Contrary to popular belief, this feat has never been accomplished by Bulgarian women weightlifters.

The only good news for men is that this advance can help men with certain types of infertility to become fertile .

This revolting development has me feeling more like a mouse than a man, if my girlfriend figures out how to program the DVR, I will become totally irrelevant.

Not even a mega-dose of Viagra can restore my confidence and vigor, it looks like the male appendage will soon be totally useless. Men in the future may become nothing more than a sex toy that doesn't require a battery.

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地板  发表于: 2007-04-15   
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引用第0楼arthur于04-14-2007 05:21发表的 Women In The Future May Produce Sperm (ZT) :
Men in the future may become nothing more than a sex toy that doesn't require a battery........


这不是我美梦成真了嘛。我真后悔早生了几十年。
垂涎三尺,非一日之馋。
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板凳  发表于: 2007-04-14   
“Turned stem cells from an embryo into sperm?”  I don't believe it will happen to mankind
too soon.  How reliable is the news? 
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沙发  发表于: 2007-04-14   
sha fa

I feel very sorry for the guys

and very happy for the women  bye bye men
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