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arthur 12-04-2012 09:58

We Have New Babies

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"


newport93 12-04-2012 10:46

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token1984 12-04-2012 19:00
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尘姥姥 12-05-2012 08:20
奇怪他当时竟然对这么“悲惨”的事情作出任何评论? 如果老师不问岂不是要压抑到小宝宝出生? 可怜的家伙!


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