A priest died and went to heaven. Seeing as though he was someone who followed by the word of the Lord, he was given the grand tour. There, he was given a tour that only dreams are made of.
They were wrapping up the end of their tour, when they came upon a gigantic, enormous wall covered from corner to corner with clocks. The priest had to ask what the clocks were there for. The angel explained to him that they were sin clocks.
"Everytime you sin in your life, the hand moves a second. You see here, this is Mother Theresa's clock. It has barely moved at all. We usually take down the clocks when they come to heaven or go to hell, but God is so proud of the example that she had set during her stay on earth, He wanted us to just leave it up. Ahh yes, this was your clock. We see that you committed a few venial sins in your life, but that was before you went to confession."
The priest asked to see the President's clock.
"I don't think that you will ever see that clock, God uses it in His office as a ceiling fan."
