A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders
using a
bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color
and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red.................cherry",
"Yellow..............lemon",
"Green...............lime",
"Orange..............orange"
Finally, the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may
sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror,
spit hers out and yelled,
"Everybody spit them out -- they're assholes!!!"
