After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago,
we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched
a
10-inch black-and-white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now, I have
$500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car,
a nice big bed and a plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old
woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot
25-year-old gal, and she'd make sure
I would, once again, be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa-bed and watching
a 10-inch black-and-white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
crises.
