One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to
wash his Sweat- shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on
your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "
And they say blondes are dumb...
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack
says as he stepped out of
the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she
replied.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were
celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy
came to them and said that
because they had been so good that each one of
them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with
her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets
in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years
younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat
him to death.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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