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楼主  发表于: 2007-05-18   
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Equal Marriage

--赠元心等新郎及准新郎们

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a marriage with equal roles for equal partners.

So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached."Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."

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板凳  发表于: 2007-05-18   
英文滥,欺负人啊
弯曲人,不做笔直事
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沙发  发表于: 2007-05-18   
把咱女人写的不柞样。
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