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Making A Baby....

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat" After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith. "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted.........
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13楼  发表于: 2007-05-19   
不土不土,简单实用,经济实惠。作为smith我们更在意它的 by product
垂涎三尺,非一日之馋。
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12楼  发表于: 2007-05-19   
这样啊~不好笑,smith们太土了,这么老土的making a baby……
没有人是一座孤岛,可以自全。每个人都是大陆的一片,整体的一部分,……任何人的死亡都是我的损失,因为我是人类的一员。因此,不要问丧钟为谁而鸣,它就为你而鸣。
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11楼  发表于: 2007-05-19   
这个笑话太逗了,我正在喝汤,差点没呛死了。        
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10楼  发表于: 2007-05-18   
玲,我没说你。。。。
垂涎三尺,非一日之馋。
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9楼  发表于: 2007-05-18   
茶杯MM  偶不是要为阿瑟蝈蝈解释什么  偶是要他别假装不认识  The  Smiths.  嘿嘿!
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8楼  发表于: 2007-05-18   
你的的跟贴快跟这个笑话有的一拚了!!!! LING 姐呀, 甭跟A色那个坏小子解释,他明白着呢!!!       
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7楼  发表于: 2007-05-17   
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引用第5楼arthur于05-17-2007 19:14发表的  :
En?  You like the photographer or a surrogate father?    Or surrogate father is the pgotographer?


  None of the above.  The surrogate father had not shown up yet.  The photographer was
just a coincidence.  By the way,  Arthur, you are definitely  too naughty. 
Don't try to blur the sight of others.   
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6楼  发表于: 2007-05-17   
如果没有误会那这个代理爸爸,到底是干什么的

我看的挺可怕
弯曲人,不做笔直事
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5楼  发表于: 2007-05-17   
En?  You like the photographer or a surrogate father?    Or surrogate father is the pgotographer?
垂涎三尺,非一日之馋。
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地下室  发表于: 2007-05-17   
Oh Mine!  Poor misunderstanding and great imagination make it so vivid and funny.
Like this kind of humor. 
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地板  发表于: 2007-05-17   
最后那一段要去掉,让大家有思考的空间
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板凳  发表于: 2007-05-17   
我快笑死了.....在上班呢...忍得好辛苦啊....................
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沙发  发表于: 2007-05-17   
See, that's how missunderstanding/rumor started.  Learned a new phrase "surrogate father".
垂涎三尺,非一日之馋。
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