登录注册
社区应用 最新帖子 精华区 社区服务 会员列表 统计排行
主题 : More Deep Thoughts
arthur 离线
级别: 军区司令员

显示用户信息 
楼主  发表于: 2007-05-14   
来源于 转帖 分类

More Deep Thoughts

- In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

- Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

- Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?

- If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

- Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

- Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

- How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

- Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

- Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

- Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things right?

- Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't have to live with women?

- If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

评价一下你浏览此帖子的感受

精彩

感动

搞笑

开心

愤怒

无聊

灌水
垂涎三尺,非一日之馋。
username 离线
级别: 军区司令员
显示用户信息 
板凳  发表于: 2007-05-14   
老男人写的, 特配合坛中一人的心情
qishuang1984 离线
级别: 师长
显示用户信息 
沙发  发表于: 2007-05-14   
我英语没你们好,读的半懂不懂的,不过得出一个结论,女人真的挺可爱的,她们的思维男人很多不理解,嘿嘿.

我喜欢做女人,好玩
弯曲人,不做笔直事
描述
快速回复

验证问题:
3 * 6 = ? 正确答案:18
按"Ctrl+Enter"直接提交