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主题 : The first sex encounter.
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楼主  发表于: 2007-04-13   

The first sex encounter.


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out
and make love for the first time



The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.



At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy,
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.



The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks  he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at
the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"



The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table  where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.



A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
the boyfriend,I had no idea you were this religious."



The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your  father was a
pharmacist."

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5楼  发表于: 2007-04-13   
嗯,经验告诉我们, 提前做好情报,摸清敌情是多么的重要啊....!!    
人生得意须尽欢,莫使金樽空对月
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地下室  发表于: 2007-04-13   

好故事.
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地板  发表于: 2007-04-13   
教训哪。幸亏我们认识得时后离她家很远。
垂涎三尺,非一日之馋。
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板凳  发表于: 2007-04-13   
What a funny coincidence!   
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沙发  发表于: 2007-04-13   
   
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