写的真好~~~ !!!真不知写下这篇文章的人是男是女
Men Are Hard To Be Pleased
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说你骄傲
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说你是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理论，他说你固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果你沈默，他说你没大脑！
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
如果你比他聪明，他没面子
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他很棒！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果你不爱他，他想拥有你
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果你爱他，他试著离开你
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说你不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂你，是表示他“关心”你
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果你没有守承诺，你是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是不得以的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果你吸烟，你是坏女人
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果你伤害他，表示你很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！
sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not
true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说你自私
The moral of the story is.......
以上的故事告诉我们：
SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
