昨天电视上看来的。。。。 
场景:新郎是白人, 新娘是印度人。 俩人选结婚蛋糕。。。。 
新娘:I like this cake. it's chocolate.
新郎: I don't like it. It's too dark.
 
新娘:But I like chocolate.... 
新郎: The table is off white,  the cake is chocolate, it doesn't look pretty.  A brown cake on top of a white table, it just doesn't feel right...  the wedding cake should be white.... 
新娘:Well, you are off white, and I am on top of you, don't you like it? 
我当场一口茶喷出去。。。。