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[转贴]女人的幽默

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
the woman says, "I'll miss you."

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It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,"honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.

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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirrors
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