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楼主  发表于: 2003-06-05   

Women Drivers

Women Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to
my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I
looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the
hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my
legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn
phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.


Damn women drivers!!
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沙发  发表于: 2003-06-05   
Hey, hey,

  What??? "As a man, I don't scare easily" A man?

  Who is that "a man"? You? Dear Lotus?

  Please don't scare me since I am scared easily. You didn't put ZT there, so I think it is your writing, and it is your own story

too! What's up? You are ...female or male? Oh my!

 
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板凳  发表于: 2003-06-05   
SORRY, ZT.
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地板  发表于: 2003-06-05   
what a mash? To make a "mash"like that is not so easy either. Agree?

So, wonderful women drivers.
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地下室  发表于: 2003-06-05   
谁说网络是个虚拟世界。  我想赶时髦, 还没换马甲, 只把水货标签藏起来, 就遭到抗议。  
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