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Do not to mess with a child

7 reasons not to mess with a child

1.
A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."


3.
A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."


4.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


5.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."


6.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."


7.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples
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沙发  发表于: 2004-06-01   
太可爱了.
I learn something.
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板凳  发表于: 2004-06-02   
太好了!

我女儿也相信耶稣基督,

她今年就要上学,

我隐隐感到有些担心呢。
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地板  发表于: 2004-06-02   
担心什么呢? 孩子还没上学, 是太小了。 

不过, 我们班上的虔诚小娃娃们都很可爱。 问问她为什么相信耶稣? 然后正确引导
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地下室  发表于: 2004-06-02   
可是LOTUS,我们是在国内,

这里的情形和国外远不相同。

我担心她会被视为“另类”。而且她会在学习生物等课程的时候遇到困惑。也不知道老师对她会不会宽容。

据说美国的教科书中将“达尔文学说”也注解为众多学说中的一种,而不是象国内一样奉为圭臬。

她现在虔诚着呢,连我也羡慕她。
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5楼  发表于: 2004-06-03   
biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif kids are lovely. Enjoy it very very much. Thanks, Lotus
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6楼  发表于: 2004-06-03   
ok5,喜欢就好。 您慢慢乐。

莲子,只要她行得正,不必担心被视为“另类”。 虽千万人吾往矣 laugh.gif
什么是“另类”? 她们这一代, 18岁还是处女就是另类了。

信仰和科学并不矛盾。 唯一可能有不方便的是进化论。 可以趁机教她怎样和平地地作“另类”。 莲不是出污泥而不染吗? laugh.gif
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7楼  发表于: 2004-06-03   
QUOTE (lotus @ Jun 1 2004, 02:34 PM)
7 reasons not to mess with a child
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小朋友的至理名言 tongue.gif

LOTUS,

不止七个吧
快快再多找几个来 laugh.gif
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